Thirteen Rabbits

ahhhh!
uh
just wanna say Simple Plan's New Video is out
"Untitled"

:)

- today .
I held a bucket over my head & listened to Green Day.
Hello surround sound ! !

this message was handwritten
cuZ writing is more time consuming than typing.
& . I'm so free.

oh! no typos!

i have been exercising my brain, Dad!
look!
its MSN Encarta - How Well Can You Spell Quiz
this quiz was so damn frank.

"How Well Can You Spell?
Not bad.
But you probably won't win the big spelling bee. You got 12/15 correct. "

:(

after over a week long 'hiatus'
ive finally decided to step out of the house
dressed and ready to paint the town from my house to the supermarket red.
approximately, uh, 300 metres.
just when i was ready to leave
i realized i had no key to get outta the house
either it sneaked off with i-can-only-guess-who again
or someone took 2 sets of keys.
and to think these past couple of days ive been asking the Big Guy up there for a sign if i should step outta the house
guess now He expects me to jump down 4 storeys to safety in case of an emergency.

hmhm feeling hungry....

my internet connection is really pissing me off. its so freakin slow. i had 15 minutes when i decided to post this. guess what.half an hour has passed. why? well, my bloody comp is so friggin screwed it couldnt multitask. then the internet lagged like hell and i started bitchin abt STARHUB. IM PAYING GOOD MONEY FOR MAXONLINE AND CABLE DAMNIT WTF AM I GETTING? CRAP! THATS WHAT! ...*sigh* now that thats off my chest i feel so much better. oh yes. about this PICTURE. the scream. one of my fav pieces of all time. not cuz of the perfect blend of colors or the brush strokes or whatever crap people 'appreciating' art will tell you. no. i like it cuz the head looks cute. its like a sharp intake of air. everytime i look at it i just do that. lol 

i was watching this show on Animal Planet
so..

spiders get swept away by wind
up up up the atmosphere
then down down down to their new home.

its a freaky thought
spiders floating everywhere.

im becoming Ron Weasley.
spiders are freaky things.
although i wouldnt go so far as to call them eight legged freaks
that movie was just plain dumb.(even the title is dumb.)
(so is Jeepers creepers. 1 and 2)
(while we're at it lets add Final Destination. 1 and 2. lol)
(not forgetting Alien vs Predator. one of the worst movies ive ever paid to watch)
i would add phantom of the opera...but i think i disliked it so much was cuz they sang too much. i mean the scene where the girl walks thru e cemetary to her fathers tomb took ages. are all operas like that? well at least i didnt pay to watch that. thank goodness for my living atm machines friends.

i was at mtv.com (wanted to meet the barkers)
i dun really like mtv, but its my only source of music
you know
sites like these just make you lose hope in the future.
or rather, the present.
shant elaborate cuz its same old same old (crap).
(the other reason im not gonna elaborate on the Barkers is cuz i havent seen the show ... *afterthought* and im a biased piece of shit and i like blink 182 and Travis' drumming simply blows me away ;P)

PS: hoped u liked those links. thought i'd inject them in for variety.
and in case u were wondering why i've only included links for the sequels of FD and JC, its cuz i havent watched part one. as much as this blog is full of crap, i try to be as fair as possible. without compromising biasness.

PPS: wikipedia actually has sth on Ron Weasley. wow.

i still don't get it.

so your friend falls sick.
its quite serious.
you cry.

Hold it right there!

why are you crying?
i'd understand if your friend was crying but wth are you crying?

frankly i have never cried over a friend.
how do you worry yourself over a friend til the point of tears?
how do you even worry for a friend?

i couldnt stop thinking of this
as i mopped the floor -_-"

cuz first of all
the sick one is not you
secondly
well, THE SICK ONE ISNT YOU!

its as simple as that.

now don't say i have no compassion.
although you wouldnt be wrong to say i have little compassion
but thats not the point...right?

(technically i do have compassion. just not for humans. i'd feel sad for the beetle i taped down to the floor...thats about it.)

usually im pretty empathetic.
but this is an exception.
someone be so kind to enlighten me.
whats this weird human behaviour?

holy crap i just lost everything i typed.
oh well. hafta redo everything.
i'll just pretend this is my first time typing this..

* * *

don't you hate how actors just enter the music industry just like that?
its like
"oh whaddayaknow im famous! i think i'll just go record a CD and con my would-be-fans of their money. gotta strike while the iron is hot yaknow?" followed by "of cuz i'll need to rely alot of technology cuz i sure as hell CANT SING!".
usually they omit that last bit.

i have never heard of lohan until 'mean girls'
(a movie im very glad i didnt waste $ watching)
i have never heard of duff before 'lizzy mcguire'
(the only exception is ashlee simpson. i don't watch 7th heaven, so i ony knew she existed after i heard her song. um..think its was 'pieces of me' or sth?)

but thats not the point.
so lohan thinks after her sorta-success after 'mean girls' she can just record a cd
pretend to sing abit
and ta-da! SINGER!

doesnt 'rumors' remind u of britney's prerogrative. (hm, did i get that word right? lol)

and then there's these other shows
Nick and Jessica's 'newlyweds'
Ashless simpson's 'ashless ashlee simpson show'
that was a true typo by the way.

to join these crappy shows we have
drum roll please..
introducing britneys new show "(insert name of show here cuz i sure as hell don't know what its called but whatever)"

enough is enough!

wtf (in this case its not what. its why) do i wanna watch shows about them!?????????????????

if lohan comes up with her own 'my life'
someone just kill me.
(not literally, please)

speaking of britney
remember a long long time ago
in a galaxy far far away
britney used to be nice lil girl with no fake *cough*
and in the blink of an eye she's become so slutty. oops i mean trashy. um, i mean successful! yea!

i think my grandmother will be stayin with us a few days
she just showed up. less than 5 min after we found out.
she's been watching tv like all day.
not that thats a problem.
at least now i noe where mum inherited that same trait.

got a headache now.
result of thinking too hard.
was playing this puzzle game just now.
serves me right.

sooooooo
shld i introduce myself as david or shld i introduce myself as teresa.
teresa is so boring.
even tho david is quite a common name.
it sounds way better than teresa.

whatever.

channel 8 showing this charity show again
sick and tired of donating, being asked for donations
but ive complained abt this before

so..whatever again

im sure every race/nationality has their own little temperaments/idiosyncrasies and whatever
but sometimes i can't believe im chinese.

how am i spposed to embrace my heritage and culture and whatever when the people behind it seem so ___________(insert appropriate adj).

and theyre shaking their heads at us going 'tsk tsk' when/if we feel _______ of our roots.

have u seen the star that glitters white, red, green and orange?

hoooooodieeeeee 

the human race is weird.
sometimes i think The Matrix is more sensible than human nature.
but whatever.

GP teacher once said China -'Zhong Guo'
Zhong = center/middle
ie the world revolves around them
so the chinese think everything revolves around them
so theyre, _______.

then we have westerners who look down on easterners

then we have the japanese who just love being japanese

add that all up we have a very ________(adj) world.

mix a little racism and intolerance

and we have a ________ ___(adj) little place call Earth.

actually i started this entry wanting to complain about the chinese la.
yea, i noe im chinese oso so thats kinda not right but whatever.

oh, so, China.
its like so populated.
the Chinese are spreading like plague (no, im not trying to imply anything)
and the world's falling apart
the very ground is falling apart
with natural disasters
(relatively) major earthquakes u hear on the news every few weeks

tis all 'population control'
im just glad its not happening to me
(hah, i am so selfish. but whatever)

hm, it seems this entry is super disorganized
don't blame me
this is what happens when you are sms-ing 2 people,
and blog at the same time.
while having a headache.
ah, lame excuse.

so now, ive kinda lost my train of thought.
i have no idea what this entry is supposed to be about.
its kinda like
i have some things to say
but it might be kinda offensive
tho i doubt i'll be sued
but we dont wanna aggrevate things more
especially with ________(adj) _______(noun) who riot at the world that revolves around them but are still sorting out their _______(adj) government.

(some people are so sentsitive)
Have fun filling in the blanks.

u noe all those foreigners coming into Singapore
i was complaining that day that they were taking our jobs

the government shld be restricting the number of foreigners coming into singapore instead of increasing lorh (in particular those up north)

so singapore's birth rate is low
what abt 1988? when we join the workforce what will we do?!?!?!!?!?!

argh
i hate being born in 1988. its such a sucky year.
Dragon year = good MY FOOT!

oh well whatever.
ive suddenly lost interest in this topic.

brayden is a terrible name.
no parent(s) in her right mind will choose such a horrible name for her son.
speaking of names
DAVID IS SUCH A GREAT NAME!!!!!
DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh yea
u noe all those funny people up north? northeast? wherever?
they have funny names like Nnadia (no its not typo) and FISH.
and theres this guy with a funny name -- MILK.
HAH
must be crazy.
oh
not forgetting one of the celebrities i *dislike* most -- HEBE.
hm
who have i missed out?
gee
they cant stick to their given Chinese name that sounds so much better
(unlike mine, which has condemned me to eternal teasing)
i think the DOG's name NOSMO KING is even better than FISH.
anything is better than FISH.
haha, unless u really are a fish..

they think its nice. its cool.
(puh leese, a male called Milk?)
they think its unique
(its unique ok. its eurghh)

hahahahahaha
u noe FISH?
everytime i see that under 'name' i get this disgusting rotten fishy taste in my mouth. thats why i hate it so much.


famous ppl children esp
they always choose weird names for their children.
i mean, lucky for the Beckham family, their children have nice names
but brayden?

firstly, i think of a donkey braying
and then i think of a crayfish.

haha
sorry Zoe, i just had to say it.

still,
its their names.....as long as theyre happy
0_o

ho hum.
so ive been staying home (or at least around home)
since the concert.
been feeling like shit
cuz my throat feels like shit

it all started with my nose.
so my nose is all blocked
so i had to breathe thru my mouth right
now i have a sore throat
and every breath i take is like shit

so anyway
im here cuz the air con in the room is like so bloody cold
that it stuffs up my nose and the air's so dry it makes my throat feel even shittier

hahahahaha
ive been reading Hans Christian Anderson's fairy tales.
did i get his name right?
anyway fairy tales are twisted.
why am i even reading fairy tales.
oh well.
they shouldnt be called fairy tales!
if the main character, the hero of the story actually kills others to 'live happily ever after' i mean, it doesnt take a genius to figure out someting isnt quite right
but oh well.

sooooooooooooooo
finally received my package from sp
lotsa forms, lotsa paper, lotsa crap that i dun really get
and the oh-so-troublesome medical checkup.
*groan* i feel sick already.
and u noe what really sux? i always get a male doctor!
wakao
is it so hard to get a female doctor? huh?
Geez!
hopefully this time that will change!