Thirteen Rabbits

omg $999 to sit in cable car have dinner and push one button to set off fireworks?
doesnt that just yell LAMEEEEEEEEEE (event)
and STUUUUUUUUUPIDDDDDDDDDD (people who paid $999)
??????????

(oh there go my neighbors setting off sparklers)

lame is lame. singapore countdowns are always lame. especially when they are broadcast live on tv.

oh yea
gurmit singh like getting hipper with age.
remember the times when he hosted TWG?
now still got wear chain ah! spiked hair ah! wa dun praypray ah

PS fann wong is a terrible singer.
PPS? they always lip synch. ALWAYS.

except for a few nasty episodes that keep surfacing in my head every so often
i think i do quite a good job of burying the past.
but some people just like to rake up the past.
geez man some things i rather forget.

alright. half an hour to next year.
30 minutes from now 2005 will be old news.
hai. how sad.
oh well there's only one good thing i can think of that happened in 2005, so, no loss there.

sian ah. thinking of school is depressing.
its like no matter how hard u try there's always (another)/ asshole(s) who does better than you.
makes u wanna give up, except u know if u did that u'd beat urself up even more.
what a sucky situation.

you know that mercedes ad? about life should start when u are old
u spend the first year relaxing or sth

yes life should be like that. except not necessarily need to buy mercedes la. i think lexus oso quite nice. and volvo also not bad. and Audi. har. when will cars start to fly ha. i wanna own one.

this family sure knows how to downplay the holidays

**

stupid sia
i missed Ice Age on channel 5. i missed it on HBO a few mths back too.
and then i missed the first half of I,Robot on HBO.
knn cant even catch the whole movie.

as my ass starts to fall asleep on this chair
i remember i havent wished any of you happy new year
so here u go
"Happy New Year"

stupid stupid essay
im hoping if i procrastinate long enough Dawn Tan will cancel the whole assignment.

fat hope.
Dawn Tan not that kind of person.
Dawn Tan is like Monica Lim that type.
like this means like this. endofstory.
**

alright end of 2005
how come i don't see a single list of resolutions on anybody's blog? huh? not one!
i tot u ppl like to share this kind of no one wants to know but you still tell them anyway thing one?
hai. just when you think you know people...
maybe some people need a little more time to continue being emo before they get a grip and start on their i'd-like-to-tell-you-about-my-life-i'll-tell-you-even-if-u-arent-interested ravings.

(hahaha! dun worry marc, not talking about you. u not emo enough)

actually that i'dliketotellyouaboutmylife....arentinterested bit sounds a lot like blogging.
i admit im guilty of that too
hai what to do? if u dun wanna read what are u doing here?
anyway people just love talking about themselves. if i like that person i'll indulge him/her. usually her. girls always got a lot of things to say. tho i cant say the same for oddballs like sp, my younger 'sis'.

oh hey
notice all the sentences that start with 'I'. do you get sick of it? I know I don't.
hang on
if i don't use i and im not talking about myself on my blog then who can i talk about???
I
I
I

goodness gracious!
see, this is boredom.
im going round in circles, engaged in an argument with myself!

why? why? why?
cuz Dad's somewhere. dunno where.
Mum's working.
Jac's out with her friends. probably coming back next year.
im home. alone. and i just had cereal for dinner.

whats I to do?
the only logical step is to engage in an argument with no end, with myself!

alright. enough of that.
im bored of arguing with myself.
great time passer that was.

aHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! UFO!!!!!!
see i told u aliens exist
we all gonna die
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

the year is concluding
it is time for conclusions
so here's a list of conclusions i can conclude about people/things/whatnot.

1. sp has a bloody inefficient digestive system he will die first if there was a food shortage
2. microbio pract reports suck big time cuz its fucking difficult to do a report without results or instructions or any material at all
3. i have decided to buy ipod video. *grin*
4. i am just $300 short of ipod video. just. just. just.
5. old biddy sucks. she shouldnt explode. she should go grocery shopping somewhere else. like not on the bloody table.
6. i think sp's imitating cheekybynature when he blogs. confirm + guarantee. cheekybynature is bad influence.
7. i need to backstab complain about some people. need. sometimes things just get so irritating if i didnt do it my life might just be shortened by a coupla years. sad but true.
8. if i stayed in this apartment 10 more years i might just get lung cancer.
9. rich people suck. those on tv anyway.
10. (i don't know how to tell you this but ur _________ is bad like fuck. shit i understand it about as well as if im reading german.)

haha ok that last one was more of a complaint. one which i'll never tell the person face to face. or at all. WAIT! THERE'S MORE! HAHAHA

11. Oreo + milk rocks!

xiangjiun doesnt blog but she stops playing maple long enough to forward buddha's picture to me
-_-

whats so nice about OC, Onetreehill, lagunabeach?
the episodes i happen to catch all like shit sia. no exaggeration.
how dramatic can things get man
life where got lidat one.
lagunabeach still boast to be the 'real' OC. bullshit la. (it airs on MTV! how real can it be?)
otherwise it just confirms that them americans are melodramatic as hell.

oh yea the other show on MTV, my super sweet sixteen
knn that show will either make me want to kill somebody or.. make me want to kill somebody.
understandably they show rich kids' parties
snobbish, full-of-themselves kids who don't deserve to be rich
honestly! i swear they must make all kids go thru this beggar-on-the-streets camp show them how life is w/o $$$.

remember my sweet sixteenth birthday.
it was bloody graduation day. knn. whatever la.
not too pissed anyway. birthdays are no biggie.
at least my 17th was better.

knn sp bragging about how *normal* people put on weight if they ate 2 dinners every night.
$^%&%&Y%$^&*#%^@#%
(these aren't censored vulgarities. merely a bunch of nasty things i was gonna say but am too nice to. :) )

sometimes i like to test the patience of a person
especially if that person got the kinda face that make u wanna test his patience
er. whatever la dunno why i typed all that anyway.
*
so tmr is the eve of new years eve!
omfg this freakin sucks
i still have no mood to do whatever leftover elearningweek stuff i have to do
(which reminds me, the RWP writing technical description thing was not for DOPT. xiangjiun did it. HAH!)
and sch starts on tues. and that sux too.
*
jacob blog abt linkin park. eh, bass is usually very background-ish one what..
but whatever la. i'll pretend i nv read some parts of that entry, other parts i'll just ah..pass it off as freedom of speech.
(but only because im in a good mood now. catch me on a bad day i might be nastier)
what kinda crazy job pay $7 sia. thas bloody ridiculous i wish i could work there.

oh man i just received a faceful of spit from jac
she forgot to put the block and apartment number on the letter she sent and now the post office has returned it and she was so tickled she rushed to tell me and splattered me face with saliva.

w00t! finally reached the bloody safe point on blastbilliards!! har. lol

damnit man
it isnt dinner time YET!?!
bloody hell
thought i woke up just in time for dinner.
its not even 4pm! argh.

i don't get it
how come those up there pay people with higher levels of education a higher (starting) salary?
how come our academic qualifications limit how far we can be promoted?
how much difference is an extra qualification?
a degree doesnt necessarily mean one is better for the job/will do a better job than one without a degree. anyways so why's everyone so bloody biased?
so those who study those extra years in the Uni will learn a bit more than those who didnt
but a few years' experience will compensate that just as well, wouldnt it?
the poor bloke can save $100 000 in tuition/misc fees then!

*
and there's something else i don't understand.
how does the economy work? why did people start this economy thing? who figured out how these economy things should work?

so many questions, but im afraid/lazy to find out the answers.

to think i used to ask whether the MRT train goes to China...

art classes in pri/sch were stupid
they shouldnt have made us draw what they wanted
we shouldve been able to draw what we wanted
what kinda expression is it if we had to be restricted by something as silly as topics?

reality shows are fucking lame.
*

oh so i managed to worm my way outta playing nim-the-kena-aids-nurse
instead i play the boss(es) who give nim the sack. too bad i don't have airy blonde-brown hair and i cant point and say 'youre fired' in this skit.
*

oh yea saw this jessica simpson vid on mtv just now
some christmas song
she was holding this red umbrella 'dancing' in front of a blue screen no less.
suckiest video i ever seen.
i think its worst than that 'video' by that 'rock star' from Love Actually.

jac saw those weird stuff supposedly 'growing' on my window
she thinks theyre really eggs. the work of a moth? i dunno. its still digusting as hell.

oh yea theres something REALLY nasty growing on my window PANE.
its on GLASS
goodness these microorganisms i really take my hat off to them.

wa the SAF (or is it just army) their ads so nice sia.
which reminds me
pasir ris station got this huge banner abt army one. remind all those ppl going back for reservist what they fighting for. just nice. in plain VIEW for all those going down the escalator.
i give moral support.
always see them buy Mac before/after going/coming from camp. lol
**

went shopping today. stupid la cannot find any nice tops. bought another pair of jeans instead.
*

i swear im becoming meaner. real mean. sometimes i say things before thinking and that something happens to be offensive. and im not just talking about swear words.
**

alright.
term break short like hell. wtf one week only not enough time for me to recharge! bloody hell.
sian lo...
and i still cant make up my mind about ipod video. wth am i gonna watch on it? i dun have any videos anyway!!
damnit.

i wanna eat pasta.........

o k o k fat-pie animations are nice to watch and all
but i guess i shouldnt go sleep immediately after going thru them
i have a weird feeling those dreams i just had have something to do with that site
it wasnt too bad, i don't remember what i dreamt, but there's a weird 'aftertaste' of sorts i cant quite put my finger on.

http://www.fat-pie.com/spoilsminus2.htm
Spoilsbury Toast Boy -2
hahaha right
remembered fat-pie.com
this one's funny.

this Christmas must be the most uneventful ever.
had to wash the freakin toilet cuz weining insists on coming over to dye her hair tmr.
and we all know she very princess one, regardless of how she denies it.
knn weining, if i get bad dreams tonight from this nightmarish encounter it'll be all your fault.

here is the report as requested, there is not much details yet, due to late notice, but i hope that you could give me productive comments in a bid to better my report.

happy christmas, and a merry new year, coordinator. i hope to hear from you soon.
-Joshua

i dunno if Joshua is being nice or he just smacking the horse's ass.


oh speaking of smacking lol
ytd xmas party wn, marcus, andy (nt sure if there were any more guys) all in the same room
we heard wn scream. and someone getting spanked. and then we saw wn dragging marc back when he wanted to leave. wonder what they were doing.... 0_o

oh and marcus was downloading pron on andy's computer. tsk tsk. andy already has enough pron in there liao la. i think he knows more pron sites than u lo marc...

dunno la maybe during christmas i like to bitch a lot
aside from telling the cabbie to keep the change of $2 when i took the cab home at 1am today and wishing him merry christmas i havent done anything nice.
but whatever la horh

so im gonna continue biitching

u noe those chinese talkshows
they just LOVEEE talkshows
and the female celebs just LOOOOOOOOVE to be so melodramatic
especially when there's like 4 or more of them on the same set at any one time.
they will go WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa over a very small thing

there's this fengshui show. from taiwan i think?
the 2 female hosts
no matter how many times they host the show
whenever the fengshui guru say 'zhe li you sha qi'
(i think it means this spot fengshui here is very bad)
they will, without fail, go HUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!?? and act SUPER shocked.
and then they will say TIAN AH!
(literally translated OMG!!!)

come to think of it the ang mohs oso very melodramatic.
just go to any rock concert la horh
(usually its just those same bunch of 15 yr old kids with a HUGE fucking need for attention)
the same group who were at simple plan's and good charlotte's concerts.
FUCKING irritating but no one can shut them up
and u see all the singaporeans (malays, chinese, indians etc) just SITTING THERE minding their own business (except when someone spots the band) waiting in the QUEUE.
and the fucking ang moh will be running around yelling
WHO'S GOT A CIGARETTE??????? even tho we all know she's 15.
but in the end she still gets a cig, probably from some sg guy who wants her to STFU cuz she's being so fucking annoying

i wish i cld tell her: my dear motherfucker. being all crazy is fun and all but i still think ur fucking immature and irritating. dun get me wrong, i love people who do stupid things for fun and go crazy once in a while. but u are still fucking annoying.

hai. then again, ang mohs are quite like that. its just their culture. very expressive people.
the chinese? dunno la. i tot as u move EAST the people get more and more conservative and you know, meek. i think that's changing. meek people don't always have protests and riots.

oh i just rmb
so ytd at century square
i was holding this card, u know the kind with the calendar printed on one side, the kind u can put in ur wallet
so walk walk walk, den OMG! i dropped it
and didnt pick it up

KNN this 30-something or 40-ish woman standing 2 meters away look glare at me like i committed some mortal sin

what?! drop a piece of paper on the ground at a crowded shopping mall and dun pick it up will die ah
HUH?!

knn not like i purposely drop it.
i only purposely dun pick it up cuz i din wanna bend over cuz my jeans wasfalling off my ass and theres a lot of people around

sue me la!

its christmas again.
u noe what that means?
it means people singles start whining about being alone this holiday season
this whining applies to all "special occasions"-- Xmas season, new year's, valentines, whatelse? u get the drift
bloody annoying how some people just cant stand being alone.

oh then there are some more hopeless cases who cant stand being alone, period.
usually its the girls who display this kind of behavior, but i know some guys are like that too.
*snigger*

ah. does this post mean im no longer on the 'nice' list?

aiyoh weining GC first album is SO nice!
shld give it more time!
anyway huge thanks for the cds. :D

oh yea so went to the class gathering/xmas party? just now
was ok la uh yea at least i wasnt totally bored
pretended that i knew how to play the guitar (the only note i can remember is G)
ate 1/3 of the veggie pizza they bought
andy's sis (i still dunno her name) gave us free tarot readings. lol
played some stupid games involving a lot of soft drinks,
exchanged presents

and... thats about it.

i had a really horrible nightmare!
i dreamt i ate CHICKEN.
:S
thank goodness it was only a dream.
phew.

i know girls get all melodramatic and all, but i never knew guys were capable of that too.

**

xiangjiun did not blog cuz 'it didnt flow'.
her ideas were random so everything didnt flow.
i think she take some things too seriously.
blog where got need to flow one man..

which reminds me

jacob misspelled xiangjiun name.
xiangjiun misspelled my name.
this is the second time ive seen my name spelt 'tereasa'
theresa is ok cuz at least thats the correct spelling, albeit its the wrong name. lol
-_-
my name very hard to spell meh? 6 letters only.
in fact, i give you guys so many alternative names- Benji, Jeph, David
even easier than teresa!
maybe i shld start pronouncing my real name as te-re(h)-sa
like how Wenly used to call me

oh wait, i said i dun care how people spell my name right. hoho. ok then.

i must remember that im in SINGAPORE
i forget people here cant even pronounce CHARLOTTE
as in GOOD CHARLOTTE.
for chrissake its not that lotte brand of snacks!
and just the other day i heard this girl trying to pronounce Keira Knightley
it was making me feel sorry for the actress.

im stumped.
don't know what to write for character development.

**

some people are a real bad influence on me
they keep discouraging me from doing my assignments.
it is very tempting.

**

there is a mini candy cane on the table.
im sure it is Jac's.
wonder if i can eat it...

i finally got round to finding the meaning of these 2 words which have been swimming in my head for years.

dolce vita:
noun
1. A life of wealth, pleasure and self-indulgence.
Form: la dolce vita (often)
Etymology: 1960s: Italian.

ok maybe i shld find how this phrase fits in to that hymn they made us memorise way back in primary school.

OMG! it just occurred to me Sister Maria is italian.
lol

sometimes im reminded how similar i am to my sis
its kinda freaky.

other times i realise how different we are from each other
and thats freaky also.

on a totally different matter, in addition to always using the word 'stupid',
i also tend to say things twice. say things twice.

haiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer so sian
ive visited all the blogs owned by people who are worth my time
ive visited all my usual online hangouts
i even checked my gmail like 5 times.

sian ahhhhh

at least today is the last mugging day. cheers!
after that, just need to rush all that stupid elearning assignments and we're home free!

twice today ive written 'p' as a 'q'.
:0 !

so almost the whole MCR album has been played and i still havent started revising.

oh god im stupid IM STUPID!

oh another shitty day.

there are some things in life that makes u say (holy) shit!
i just had one of those moments.
the moment i saw someone had made a blogskin of some guy frm my sec sch who took part in some competition (probably the talkshow host one)
all the thoughts that ran thru my head, only shit can sum it all up the most aptly.

oh no!
the horror!
in hating the things i hate i think im becoming one of those things i hate!
wtf?!

ok i promise i won't censor myself anymore.

i realise i used the word stupid a lot. but whatever.

so,
stupid tests. make me study like hell. and what do i get for all that bloody stress? foooking lousy grades.

terms tests have been spread over 3 weeks this time.
good or not i not sure. find out when get grades back.

meanwhile,
im going crazy
doing charlie chaplin impersonations at home
hopping around the living room, stick in hand.

and when im not being stupid,
im sleeping, or eating, or playing blastbilliards, all thanks to jacob.
stupid distraction.
and in the over 250 times ive played the first round i still havent gone past the 4th stage.
bloody hell.

i can still remember those italian/malay/english songs we learnt way back in primary school.

wth does memorising songs achieve? bloody useless.
and stupid dictation. knn not a single phrase i was ever forced to memorize were of any use during the exams.
stupid system.
waste of my precious memory.
gave me unneccessary stress at that tender age.
stupid school.

if someone choked to death on a huge ice cube
(someone forced him to swallow the cube)
wd the cops be able to find the murder weapon?

e-learning week officially starts tmr
first 3 days of the week will be spent revising for stupid tests
and that retarded ChrDev Chicken Soup essay!
bloody waste of my time
if i wanted to write about my role model i'd have chosen that stupid question for Composition back in secondary school but no matter how many bloody times that freakin question came out i never did!
u know what that means?
that means i really do not like, or want, to waste time (that can be better spent asleep) on an essay as stupid as that

knn now that im on the toopid topic of character development...
that foooooooking module is a complete and utter waste of at least 2 hours of my time every week
WHY?
because i soooooooooo already have all the sp core values.
im responsible and disciplined and open and excellent and caring and whatever that last one is.
im open enough to blog lor. walao how much less private can one get
and i care enough for the animals not to eat them! humph! not like you ah bloody hypocrites all still eating meat. still dare to say urself show care and concern... :@

anyway even if i do not possess SPCORE in sufficient amounts, not even a million hours of chrdev or hallmark you make me watch will change that.

i think this is by far the pic with the best color and composition and everything.
and im only trying to sound knowledgable.

that's joshua trying to be useful.
at the CLS funfair on Saturday (yesterday)
fair was boring as hell, not much for vegetarians to buy.
:

telephone surveys are a funny thing
they claim they only have a few questions, but keep you standing at the phone for over 5 minutes and ask at least 30 questions

they ask u for your name but call u lisa.
they speak so fast but still continue describing the ad even after u say u've seen it

Colgate's bee-dunno-what-shit toothpaste, in words:
"golden ray of light shines in, mother and son are very happy to see it"

and then he asks me why im laughing

http://www.peta2.com/

wow its friday and i STILL don't have anything to blog about..
:(

who knew 5 fucking pages of notes were so hard to study
im starting to think i got ADD

Alex Pardee.
Draws funny pictures.

dear oh dear
fort minor songs depress me so.

Just now i said
"sometimes i think 95% of the human race is fooooooooooooooooooking blind. "

that was a very inaccurate observation

sometimes i think 95% of the human race is fooooooooooooooooooking blind.

****
on a side note,
plants love Rock music.
well, actually they love heavy metal.
so yea. advice to you horticulturists out there
heavy metal works better than sweet talk.

so theyre showing the dunnowhat awards on channel eight
hong xin da jiang huh? is it a repeat?
anyway theyre giving out the award for
top 10 most popular male artistes
10?!
walao eh what kinda stupid award is that
how many male artistes they have in mediacorp? 12?

singaporean shows 8 out of 10
got lousy plot/script
got lousy actors/actresses

don't know wtf the stupid award is meant for
probably morale/ego booster for singapore's sad sad/flailing/fledgling actors.

so i just spent the last 2 hours sleeping when i shldve been studying
and i dreamt of lotr
my version of lotr.

in my twisted version (which is considerably less beautiful and definately more weird than the film)
arwen gets THE RING.
some guy is hanging off a building and neither aragorn, legolas nor gandalf can help him.

come to think of it my dream seems to be a cross between LOTR and Harry Potter.

hai.

pity return of the king really strayed too far from the book.
so did harry potter.

anyway, im no more less tired than i was when i went to sleep 2 hours ago.
damn.

sometimes i think 95% of the human race is fooooooooooooooooooking blind.

Avenging Unicorn Play Set


http://www.mcphee.com/items/11554.html
OMG so fun eh
gee-up unicorn! impale that freaky mime!

Jeph, Mikey, David!
don't you just love bassists?

im still $296 $263 short of a 30gb ipod
:(

HAHA SP, the guy's ass, as promised!
(lol if you really wanna see it i can send u the file)

waliew so tired
heels kill.

presentation was ok i guess
all those things kenneth said after the presentation i didnt understand at all
just look at him, nod my head once in a while and pretend like i know what he saying.

think i'll need help writing the report liao.

so i was on my way to school when this guy boarded to train
of all places he had to stand in front of me

ok, whatever la

but whoa
this guy got nice ass man
like, really nice.
even the ang moh standing nearby sneaked a peek at his ass when he alighted.

hahaha
i snapped a pic of his ass with my cameraphone
:P
post later, school don't have USB to upload.

after cramming all that anatomy shit in my head
i need to cram my whole presentation script in too.

hai, feeling sorry for my brain.
how i abuse it so.

anyhoo, they say you shouldnt sit next to me during tests/exams cuz i always 'look so happy' while doing the paper.
dunno wtf xiangjiun saying.
what happy sia.
i just happen to have blink 182 song in my head.
i always have a song in my head.

drives Jac mad too, cuz sometimes i'll suddenly yell
"i know that everything, know that everything, know that everything..."
(everything's gonna be fine)

knn these days luck like shit
yesterday was like shit,
today also like shit

first, i threw my contact lens out the window
actually i was just dumping saline out the window (instead of the sink)
so whatever la, i recovered the lens but the lens was stuck together
i tore my contact lenses while trying to seperate the 2 sides.
knn, wore them for 2 weeks only!
bloody hell, was planning to wear them for presentation tmr.

wth, is it every 3 years must super suay for a few days!?!

OK man
i not going to get ipod NANO liao
im moving on to biggger better things.
the original IPOD !

wtbf, just found out anatomy test is tmr
at least i didnt find out tmr, probably wldve died from heart attack.

haiya don't understand girls man.
if even i don't get us, you guys can forget about it.
neither do i understand how guys think
sometimes they are so freakin' shallow i wonder how far their thought processes go.
sometimes they give me the impression that even thinking of using hot water to expand a tight lid and open a bottle is considered a stroke of genius.

i swear someone's put a curse on me.

just jac and i being retarded when we should be studying.

now you know what girls do for fun.

today i learnt that even in blogging, diplomacy applies.
if i link you, you must link me.

usually i keep links even tho i don't want to because im a very nice person.
sometimes that link is the only way i can contact someone.

usually i remove a link/don't link at all cuz your blog is so boring i'd rather throw ants out the window and see them land on my neighbor's mattress.

sometimes your blog is so boring, even the dullest blog in the world entertains me better.

personally i don't care if u don't link me when i link to your blog,

AS LONG AS YOU DON'T FREAKIN UNLINK ME AFTER YOU LINK ME

thats just awful man.
awful.

stupid mechanical pencil made a small puncture wound on my finger
knn still got some lead inside. :(

i sqeeeeeeezed the blood out

you know its so amazing, blood.
first its so watery and the next second its all sticky.

so anyway my thumb and index finger were covered with dried blood
and there was no tap available
so i licked my finger.

same old weird kind of metallic, yet empty, taste.

hahaha and no im not that gross to lick my fingers clean.

this is a very weird post.

someone's eye exploded liao.

but not as breathtaking as i predicted.
it just sort of..

deflated.

someone's eye going to explode soon

sp mentioned that i was using 'knn' 'kns' etc a lot lately
he says it was better when i used 'fuck'

hahahaha

i only use those 3-letter abbr swear words when im online
not in speech
it just sounds so weird
i do, however, use the expression 'wa piang!' a lot

a lot.

things that used to make me say the f word have been replaced by a less vulgar and more crude wa piang!

not to say ive totally stopped using the f word,
but i usually use it in a more positive context, the most recent being
'this song's so fucked up'

rofl.

so every few days i'll visit apple website and stare at the ipod abit and motivate myself to SAVE MORE MONEY!

saw some nice hoodies from atticus *drool*

i wish i could buy online
:(

Jac failed
no rides for me :(

hai.

Kids these days are horrible, running masses of trouble and RUDENESS.
if they were bratty like bart simpson, thats fine.
if they were pratty like littlemiss heyiwaslookingatthatwhydidyouwalkinfrontofmeandblockmyviewim
shootingyouthisveryannoyedlook,

that i cannot stand.

oh. did u get that really long adjective i just made up?
lol

i ever mention who that cocky kid was?
let me just..narrate that incident

you know Guardian's selling this better vision shit?
not the pinhole glasses.
no, its this weird white box of sorts that ure supposed to look into that will relax your eye muscles (bullshit, as my lecturer says).

anyway this little girl, i reckon she was about.. 8 or 9, was standing 2 meters away from the device and reading letters. not into the device, but some kinda instructions chart?
i guess she was trying to DIY visual acuity chart herself.
hahaha

anyway to get into Guardian i had to walk past her lorh. her and her precious VA chart.
knn you know what she did
she tsk me!
SHE FREAKIN TSK ME!
KNN WTBF RIGHT A 9 yr old girl TSK me, ME!
im TWICE her age, TWICE HER HEIGHT and probably over 2 times heavier than her and she TSK ME?!?!
SO RUDE!
when she TSK me, she also GLARED at me
OMFG those EYEs. THOSE EYES were BURNING WITH HATRED.
she couldve given the Green Goblin a run for his $money$

anyway i was SO taken back by her reaction i was speechless for over a second.
i just looked at her, my mouth slightly open, eyes rounded, as i continued my WALK INTO THE STORE.

wapiang i will not forget that look man.
stupid kid.
so fucking rude knn, i should have made her apologise to me.
i shouldve slapped her mouth and said
cb! such a rude child! dare to TSK limbei!? Where are your parents?!
They don't teach you manners ah?
i mightve added,
you know this machine is BULLSHIT? my LEcturer say one sia.
knn you TSK me cuz i walk in front of you. still give limbei EVIL EYE!?! knn you spoilt brat.
i'll chop off your tongue and dig out your eyes!

i wouldve been happy if she just started crying on the spot.

but alas i am so gracious i did not pick a fight with her afterall im so much bigger and older than her.
what would ppl say if i reduced her to tears. lol.

but seriously man so rude.
children like i was then have become rare species, if not extinct man.
i was so polite. so quiet. i was seen and not heard. (actually i was just shy as hell. lol)

1) i find that such kids belong to that group of children who get what they want.
"Ma i want this. and this and this."
"Mama don't have $money$..."
"I don't care! i want! I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT!!!!!"

2) they are also the type who get compliments from parents/relatives
"Wah... you so pretty! so ke ai (cute)! so adorable!"

3) they probably speak mandarin more fluently than English. i swear.

4) their parents like to dress them up in princess costumes (even if they just going out to dinner) and maybe make them take part in junior pageants.

5) they will tell you in your face i don't like you. or i don't want to friend you or you so ugly or say nasty things about you literally behind your back but still loud enough for you to hear

terrible.
just terrible.
if the gahmen wants ppl to have children, better teach parents to be better disciplinerians(sp?).


stupid git.

am i the only one who's reminded of Keira Knightley whenever i see Emma Watson?

ahhhhhh
im sick man sick (no not in the head u psycho)

ahhhhhhh
ive got pneumonia from microbiology pract!

uh. yea. right.
lol.
im sure its just the common cold.
damn. just when term tests are round the corner.
shouldnt flooded my system with vit. c when i saw the first signs of this.

and they shouldnt give us live Sth-sth-sth pneumonia
or yeast.
bah they shouldnt give us anything thats alive
lol.

speaking of microbiology pract
its quite fun, but sux when you got a cold and cant do anything about it cuz there's so much bacteria all around and youre wearing gloves.

and speaking of bacteria, Jac's got a freakin cyst in her eye.
i thot cyst is dormant protozoa leh...
anyway, at the first sign of it she went to the freakin' doctor's.
she went into the consultation room.
less than 5 minutes later she was out.
cost of consultation+medication (which it turns out is just some eye drops) = $22
$22 for 5 minutes of work
man thats bloody easy money.
and jac just wouldnt go to a cheapo polyclinic cuz got no time
piang u think u too much money ah.

oh yea. speakin of eye drops.
knn singapore gahmen still havent let Optometrist dispense this kinda drugs
Jac's stupid cyst so easy to fix. Optometrist just need to give her freakin eye drops
(obviously these arent those usual eye drops you'd use when ur eyes are tired or whatever)
walao eh. waste money man. knn stupid doctor so easy earn money.
bloody hell

stupid fat hobbit taking her driving test today
she goes on to say how easy it is. that everything just comes to you. no need to think.
she better pass so can drive me around
wheee!

ytd jac and i were arguing about that Tiger beer advertisement featuring Jessica Alba

tho ive seen that ad countless times, i never really GOT it until last night when i DIDNT WATCH but HEARD it (ie i was in the room and the tv was really loud).

guy: what wld you say to A tiger?
JA: (blur)
guy: ...beer!

i always thought JA just didnt know what a Tiger (beer) was
apparently she thought the guy was asking her what she would say to the animal.

oh god it took me long enough.

but that wasnt what jac and i were arguing about.
jac insists that the guy's line was What would you say to Tiger?
but i swear he's really saying What would you say to A Tiger?

stupid fat hobbit needs to clean out her ears.

why everyone like chicken little so much
nice meh
Chicken little has a very stupid face that makes me want to punch it whenever i see it

stupid glasses. stupid big head. stupid name. stupid dance. stupid song. stupid trailer.

a spider freakin dropped on me on the way home today
:(
i killed it.
:)

ok i can officially start wearing my one year's supply of soflens 38
wahahahhaahha
healthy man. my eyes are freakin healthy.

a bird flew into the house last night.
jac had just finished cooking her dinner (instant noodles. lol)
she saw the intruder, freaked out and left the bowl uncovered.
the bird flew around the house a bit, then decided to settle down in the kitchen.
in the oily pan i used to fry an egg in a week ago and never got round to washing.
hahahahaha
it just looked so funny sitting there.