Thirteen Rabbits

there is a new skater on the block
tch
now i know how much noise i'd been making

rmb that song they taught u in primary school

Jac: one, two, three~
johnny caught a fish~

me: flea! johnny caught a FLEA!

Jac: where got! catch flea for what?!

me: how i know? johhny is a boy! boys do stupid things!
oh yea you know RHCP's bassist called Flea

Jac: HAHAHA then you know what you should call yourself? you should call yourself TIC-KUUU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

damnit.

shirlena might be wondering why my face looked so screwed up during the 2 hours

minority firefox users.
okok, IE and firefox users are split about 50/50
only because those few ppl who actually come here regularly are firefox users.

im so bored
but not because i don't have anything to do

im counting the number of emo nicks in msn
and by emo i mean anything to do with relationships/emotions/rebel-without-a-cause-angst and all that shit. simply put, sad/angry nicks.

hmm, about 5.
i have emo friends msn contacts. they don't dress emo
hell they may not even look like they are emo on the outside, but they are so emo inside i feel sorry for them. poor bastards things.

i thought once u hit 17 you stop being emo cuz you know, life's like that
or maybe after 5 years of feeling like shit it becomes normal
orrrrrr not.
i think they just have a fetish for pain. hahahahaha

whoa so fast 12mn
what happened to the night
damn and i thought i still had time to waste.

microbio's such a chore. so is phyvio.
look at the notes and don't know where to start.
what kind of choice is it when your options are
hmm, should i study Staphylococcus aureus and Haemophilus influenzae? or astigmatism / accomodation and presbyopia?

jacob introduced me to the greatest hit counter in the world

anyhow, i was at the 'recent keyword activity' page
(show's what a visitor keyed in a search engine. in this case, it was msn.)
aside from 'blink 182', 'my chemical romance' and 'rurouni kenshin' (odd, i'd expect it to be saiyuki..), there was 'watch me fuck your girl for money'.

my blog was the first result! wth?!
sure, i had 'watch me' in the title of my blog, ive used the word fuck many times, money has been mentioned too,
but this post will be the first time those 7 words are strung together like that.
how does that make my blog the most relevant link to that search?

unfortunately unlike jacob's'bangala gets punkd' i don't think this keyword is as much cause for celebration

Audible Pain says:
scold mi tt im a lazy bastard

jeph'sEYESareBEINGeatenBYants says:
lazy bitch

Jac was laughing at me when i couldnt reach a high note of an mcr song i was singing
(if i could sing i wouldnt be here)
so i took a towel and tried to whip her fat ass, but she ran to her room, spun round and yelled:



"I AM A CAT!!" *waves right arm like a fortune kitty*

You Are 38% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well. In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

You Are 80% Weird

You're more than quirky, you're downright strange. But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader.

bleah
when there were subtitles, i could enjoy the show, no problem

now that they are no subtitles,
my head is 20cm from the screen and im just absorbing every. single. second. of the show and every. single. syllable. they say but not understand wtbh* theyre saying.

still, i know what's going on. just missing the details. :(

*wtbh = what the bloody hell

hai.
finish dl gunlock
japanese.
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhh
:(

97% of the time i don't know wth theyre saying
but pictures speak a thousand words
i've watched one episode, and bloody hell I FREAKIN UNDERSTOOD IT

see i told u language is no barrier.
;P

i wish there was something that could brainwash all the ants to go drown themselves

walnuts look like brain but they are so yummy. lol

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/einstein/images/lega-walnut-l.jpg

damnit man
twice in 6 hours
i stubbed my toe on the corner of some-goddammn-corner-or-thing-in-the-middle-of-the-room
that cant be right

sometimes the simpler but more confusing, sadder but more carefree, and angrier but more alive seem to pull you back.

or maybe nothing's changed.

eh fuck man just realise the gunlock is in jap
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i mean
i knew it.
i knew it wasn't subtitled.
because the file name there say 'raw' seriously, i had a hunch.

anyway, yz, u still want gunlock?
LOL u take jap @ tp, so no problem right

i lazy to download english version.
besides, the files are so fucking big i don't want to waste harddrive.
LMAO
saiyuki is such a wonderful show im sure the language barrier won't be a problem.
anyway they always say the same things.
"haraheta, bakazaru, sth-kappa..." and something like "te me..!?" hahahahahaha

damnit man
exams make people fat
the only exercise i do is walk between the computer and the television/fridge/bedroom to slack, snack or nap.

thats 12 steps to the tv/fridge, 15 steps to the bedroom. bloooooody hell.
wonder how many times i do that.

and after the exams, im gonna get new shoes.
and new clothes, and something else.

• steamed cauliflower+broccoli+corn+dumpling = good lunch. probably cuz im starving.
• empty trains
• cloudy days + howling wind. w00t!
• coming online and one of the first things i get to say is 'edmund is a n00b' (or something along those lines) doesnt even have to be edmund. just scold somebody also nice. too bad sp offline. now got mood to scold him he not here. pity.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
need to study for anatoooooooooooooooo

been up 2 hours and im already yawning every minute.
stuuuupid

Oh hO just realised
cuz anat paper's on thursday morning, i'll only have 1.5 days after ophys paper to study for anat.
ooh and after that it repeats. 4 days for microbio and another 2 for phyvio.
phyvio ahhhhhhhhhh most credit units!!!!

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.

this block always can hear people quarrelling
think the walls here too thin liao.
should feedback to HDB.

eeeeee
an ant is carrying half a body of the other ant i killed the other day
wonder where he's going.

bloody hell i finally got past the pacman level to the doublevision level but i ran out of time there and argggghhhhh whyyyyyyyyyyyy???????????????

sian man
there is absolutely nothing to do
i am forced to study

not that its a bad thing...

just so damn boring
tch

an ant.
i squashed it a little and then i stuck it to the side of the tower
shit i as good as broke it in half and its still not dead

wa
suddenly feel like eating komala that big big big big big balloon like thingy
lol

i dreamt that the down speed was mind-boggling-ly fast
like 800kbps (0_o?!) and reload was done.

alas it was but a dream.

cant believe people are actually revising for rwp
-_-

today also quite fucked up

patho test no mood to try too hard to squeeze answer out
:(

i must be crazy.
yea. crazy.

hell
almost an inch of notes to study
and thats just for one module
stuuuupid.
i can't even bring myself to look at them.

sp say got gunman running around serangoon.
so funny
lol

™jzsy™uve the widest smile ive seen, but not everything is determined by that wink. my emotions are going down the sink. says:
i actually feel depressed

™jzsy™uve the widest smile ive seen, but not everything is determined by that wink. my emotions are going down the sink. says:
omg..

™jzsy™uve the widest smile ive seen, but not everything is determined by that wink. my emotions are going down the sink. says:
mi frens arent online

burning ants says:
emo

burning ants says:
joshare is emo

™jzsy™uve the widest smile ive seen, but not everything is determined by that wink. my emotions are going down the sink. says:
no

burning ants says:
take some citra

™jzsy™uve the widest smile ive seen, but not everything is determined by that wink. my emotions are going down the sink. says:
citra with yellow shirt and dark blue denim skirt rox

Father: "you know what is cynical? c-y-n-i-c-a-l."
Son who looks like he's at most in primary 2: "..."
Father: "cynical is like, negative. someone says why are you so cynical?... Do you know what is sketical? skeptical is..."

wa
almost choked on lunch
was listening to stairway to heaven right, and was eating, and was playing blastbilliards
and then kaboom!
stupid sound effects

shit la
1045pm and i havent done any memorising.
hell, i haven even finish writing notes.
tch.
stupid late afternoon nap.

**
think i should get better chair
chair of right height so my shoulder won't ache so much
chair with lotsa cushion so my ass not so pain

just to make my camp in front of the computer more comfy.

fucked up gems test ah
siannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

damnit
why today pass so fast
haven even finish studying for gems.
didnt touch patho.
blooooooooooooooooooody hell

oh
i know why i so tired liao

tch.
ophys test was a fiasco.

**
eh? kelly got album ah?
superstar was a joke.
singapore idol was/is a joke.

**
and i have to study for gems but got no mood
and im thinking maybe i just aim for a passing grade
which isnt much of an aim

**
HO
i just rmb why im here

xj is also bodoh.
she see 'xanga' she think 'sounds nice, like manga, ok i download xanga codes for my blog at blogger.'
and then she wonders why the codes don't work.

i have malmsteen's song in my head.
the kinda catchy but corny song
and i only remember the part with vocals.
very odd.

think
it is time i open media player.

uh oh
i just rmb i have 4 tests this week
haaaaven study.
die le die le diee liaaaaaaoooooooooooo

i realise the pic is blurry
but i ate it before i cld take another pic
ahahahahahaha

sian ah
no mood to study

**
jacob is the only person i know who fishes for compliments like that
doesnt give up until u say. it. out.
-_-
but......at least he got something to show off la.

tch.

[afterthought]
it seems im guilty of it too
wahahahhaahhaa
dum dee dum
[/afterthought]

**
what am i going to do during the holidays?
hmmmmmmmmm...

**

oh yea, saw a china girl on the train today.
actually, 3 china girls la.
hahahaha
they have funny fashion sense.
esp one who wore white frilly dress, light pink frilly jacket of sorts, pink hellokitty bag and white shoes and a pink bracelet. oh yea, lets not forget the white BOW in her hair.
mostly it was the FRILLYness of her dress la

hhahahaha.
im so mean.
:P

from this day forth i will not have any regrets.
(whoa sounds so weird. coming from me, no less.)

hahahaha
that means i have to either get things right the first time,
or not dwell on things i can't change.
or both.

there
saaaaaaaayonara to fucked up memories

stuuuuuuupid (i think this is my new favorite word).
i finally figured out how to do stupid rollover buttons with Adobe ImageReady
but its in .html format and i don't know how to host it.
and the usual file hosting services also got prob
knn...waste my time..........
#$%#$^

HAH ok i am kinda stupid
i kept thinking it was an image file just because it was made using ImageReady.
i had to say .html out loud before i realised what it meant
.HTML LA waliew eh!
WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO REALISE .HTML MEANT HTML codes!?!?!?

i think
i need a break.
so i don't make stupid mistakes again.

feeeel like watching saiyuki again
:

tch.
spending all this time in front of the computer has given me a bruise on my arm.
stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid.
next time i will not rest it on the edge of the table.

waliew ehhh
becoming pig liao
after lunch will comatose
waking up just in time for dinner
:(

God:Ask again later. Ask John Lennon if it is.
Me: John Lennon is dead
God:He has been recreated as a chat robot.
Me: WOW
God:I'm glad your impressed, Jeph.

wtbf
rules man rules.
no such thing as too much computer time.
No
Such
Thing.
Period.

damnit.
damnitdamnitdamnitdamnitdamnit
argh!!!

man it pisses me off.

puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuui
there is no such thing as spending too much time on the computer.
u can sit here all day and night and its still not too much.

one should be able to watch saiyuki day and night and be left alone.
one should not disturb a computer addict when she is getting her daily fix
one should get a computer addict her own computer to avoid having to disturb her when she is using it.

watched over 10 episodes of gensoumaden
if i watch any more my mudder gonna nag at me again
hahahahaha
just in time for exams.

what a lazy morning.
stupid test made me wake at 445am
2 hours on the train for one hour of 'school stuff'.

since i had time to waste, i decided to have brunch at macdonalds when i reached pasir ris.
been soooo long since i ate at mac alone. how nice.

was wondering why on earth i don't eat at white sands mac anymore when i remembered
.
.
school also got mac. cheaper somemore.
...

...

i dreamt i ate roasted duck.
not chicken.
it was quite yummy,
but i don't remember how it tasted like anymore.

how come i don't dream of vegetables?

wa today i saw a guy who reminded me of gojyo
no kidding
he was like 2m tall man! 2m!!?!?
hair dyed red
somemore wearing sleeveless shirt man
all he need to do is wait for his hair to grow longer, go straighten it, dye more blood red
then cannot tell the difference already man! oh yea and must take tt weapon and wear brown pants.

wonder when i will see someone who reminds me of sanzo or goku or hakkai.
sure very hard to find.

today im feeling emo.

1. mum keeps making me eat
2. im feeling full
3. i havent revised for any tests or exams
4. im wondering if the others are mugging now
5. i should be studying but im not
6. the last time this happened was 3 years ago but it still sux now
7. i cant fucking concentrate for 5 minutes i think i have ADD.

1877.
.
.
.
what, exactly, is the purpose of this post?

i have no idea.

im just so bloody bored i HAD to post something.
(feels like everyone else is mugging :( its making me uneasy.)

we should all just go appreciate how weird trees are.

oh yea, 1877 cuz i thought i heard that number in one of The Used's songs. probably a mistake, but still sounds nice. 1877. keep repeating it. 1877. 1877. 1877.

pon gems but didnt study much.
stupid ah

u know,
study is 3 letters from stupid

stupidity is even closer.
study has all the makings of stupidity.

it took me 5 minutes, but i calculated the total number of songs ive played on media player
11984 times (at least, i lost count and just estimated)

now i have to ask myself
why i even started on something as bo liao as counting how many songs/times ive listened to songs on the computer.

HAHAHAHA
i find that even though i stare at the lecturer when he/she is speaking, i still start daydreaming.
not good. :(

trees are very funny things.
they are HUUUUUUUUUUGGGGEEEEEE, and they stick out of the ground,
and they are plants.

sian ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsian sian sian sian sian
thot i wake up so bloody early can study abit but im tooooooooo hungryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to do anything useful :@

and tt stupid torrent eta has been '1 day' for the past 4 days lor! knn..

i was chatting with kenny on msn when the topic turned to saiyuki (998mb to go! YAY!)

http://neogurus.net/screenshots/Saiyuki/screens/ep-1/saiyuki_014.jpg
and i commented on how arts central has shamanking and 12kingdoms and inuyasha but not rurounikenshin, which is CLASSIC lor,

http://www.rurounikenshin.nl/Screens/ep8/ep8-7.jpg
and then since we were on the topic of central which led to anime which led to cartoons which led to children shows, the subject of power rangers came up. and i said now the story getting more and more shit. last time when i was HELL YOUNG power rangers was like WOOOOOO!!go go power rangers!

http://www.rangercentral.com/images/movie1-vi-rita.jpg

hmmm, damn fugly horh.
at least its only 4pm, so for sure you havent had ur dinner yet. no worries.

Researchers for Finland's Helsinki University of Technology's Air Guitar Project recently demonstrated software that allows a player's finger movements along the imaginary instrument to be set to music from a library of guitar sounds. According to a November New Scientist report, the virtual guitar hero wears special gloves, allowing his gestures to be tracked by camera. Researcher Aki Kanerva expects players even to develop a distinct air guitar style. [New Scientist, 11-28-05]

there are some people on earth who always say things to piss you off.
like, every time i talk to them they will say something to annoy me (usually unknowingly).

the first guy is joshua aka yangzhouSHENG aka my-name-is-yangzhou-even-though-it-REALLY-ISNT-but-i-don't-care aka I-go-pub-to-drink-cocacola,

the second is SP aka SALLY aka MY (YOUNGER) SISTER aka naggiest-guy-on-earth aka person-who-always-says-things-to-piss-me-off-without-knowing-it

ouch. :S

i have officially saved about $600.
i, officially, have enough money for an ipod video.

unfortunately i don't feel like getting an ipod anymore

lesson to the apples: don't price your stuff so expensive la, or else by the time people like me have enough money to buy ur bloody gadget, we don't feel like doing so anymore.
serves you right.

they say the first step is to admit you have a problem.
so here goes:

i am a selfish, ambition-less, impatient, tongue-tied, lazy hypocrite with nothing to my name and ive only really earned about $100 in my life.

they say the second step is to change all those negative things so you become a better person

they also say that the important thing is to be yourself and be comfortable with that.

no wonder.
ive been saying that sentence for the past 8 months or so and i still havent changed for the better.
HAHAHAHAHHAHA

sia la
the page took so long to load i forgot what i wanted to say

nvm, since im here..

think i play blastbilliards until sian liao
once in about 7 times i attempt tt golf level will i advance
and then i kena by the ghost at the following pacman level.
that bloody kaboom never sounded so irritating.

tch.
mum keeps saying we don't heed her advice
but she doesnt listen to OURs either!
say we stubborn,
she's also lidat mah!
waliew eh
where's the logic??
she contradicts herself more often than i do

torrent makes loading pages
b l o o d y s l o w
so, in the time between page loads...

lefties rock.

when they say things get easier, it just gets harder.
when things should be less complicated, it just gets more confusing.
when they say its difficult, its like goddamn easy.
when i study for a test, whatever i studied doesnt come out.
my chances of spotting test questions are as good as striking the lottery.

thats just wrong, ainnit?

fuck sia
xj can skip sch so many days cuz she's a forgetful ass (who machinewashed her passport) and msia immigration wanna make full use of CNY.
and also because xj's a forgetful ass.

i wish they could be more specific and not stop at 'it's gonna be an easy test'.

so vague.
so vague.

in other news,
i love me!
i love me cuz me got to pacman 2 level of blastbilliards!
me pwn jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

in other other news,
because i so totally rock
im in no mood to study for tmr's test.
shirlena better mean it when she say it gonna be easy.

loosey goosey baby, loosey goosey

OK my shifu say i forget to thank him.
so yea, here's your tribute
shifu was hardly helpful, since he only play until tt supermarket level
hahah but i still pwn jooooooooooooooooooooooooo

CNY lasts 15 days.
bloody hell.
that means people have 15 days to go visiting.
you know what that means?
that means a lot of old people on the train on their way to visit somebody.

which means
i have no seat.
since wednesday.
no seat.
:(

ah, shldnt have viewed that kennysia videoblog.
stupid hahahahahahahahahahaahhaaha song's in my head.
:(