Thirteen Rabbits

ah today i very lucky
but lucky at useless stuff.
i was so lucky i got to level 10 on blastbilliards IN SCHOOL
that means i started at level one.
ya, you can kneel there and worship me.

DaVinci ok la. storyline seems too farfetched for me. and those people making such a big deal about it. some scenes were SUPER corny.
the classic:
"You are the holy grail" and the following redundant line put in for dramatic effect, "the descendant of Jesus" -_- very redundant right~ spoil the whole scene. i wonder if a part of tom hanks died from having to say those 4 extra words.

dinner was suuuuuuuuuuuuper sweet. i thot i going to get diabetes from that one sitting. large coke and sweet popcorn! bleah. at least the nachos were a little salty.

oh yea
BLOOOOOOOOOOODY HELL no one wanted to tell me Dk of fluorine. wtf right. i dun think they know. afterall who memorises this kinda stupid shit. stupid question. stupid. i don't even remember what else im supposed to find out. anyone have any idea what the second part of the question is?

can only hope for miracle for tmr's Opopt test

15 minutes of bass today.

and im not gonna start complaining about today's pharmacology test because its over and ive made a vow not to regret anything. don't feel like talking about it either.

Bizarro comics by Dan Piraro!
http://www.bizarro.com/

what a terrible day
first i fucccccccked up Opopt pract test really bad
then i was chosen to find out Dk of fluorine or dunnowhatshit.
and just yesterday i was saying 'i hope i nv have to do (this kind of stupid shit)'

why do people say forever?

yesterday LAST NIGHT we went for an after dinner walk at the beach
so walk walk walk
then i felt something on my neck
i reached up grabbed it
IT WAS FUCKING SOFT AND FURRY
and i was like WTF IS THAT?!
so i threw it to the ground and wiped my fingers on Jac's shirt
HEE~

(thats what sisters are for anyway)

oh this reminds me of the time i found a bat in my bag
it was brown and soft and velvety and the size of a small bottle of evian.
(WHICH MAKES QUITE A HUGE BAT IN YOUR BAG 0_o)
i was like, hey since when i got this pouch man hmmmm....... and then i saw folded wings.

ironically it was mum who removed it. dad just watched. AHAHAHAHHA

yesterday i saw a (married, i think) couple dancing at the candy section at supermarket
very funny. not just any kind of dance tho
slow dance.

why is printing so bloody expensive!!??

my fingersssssssssssssssssssssss hurt.

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ah how nice. no one home. all gone out shopping. i chose to stay home because i wanted study practise. no hope of me hitting the books anytime soon.

i plan to study for at least 2 hours later.
and later probably means 12mn or something. don't know if i will be able to stay awake.

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AMAZING! 3 hours passed so fast!! i been practising for 3 hours already! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *happy*

hmmm feeling hungry..

a link from long long ago.
Salad Fingers! Animation by David Firth.
this is salad fingers episode 7, "Shore Leave"

ive been thinking

one day 24 hours too short
with school taking up more than half the hours im awake, i hardly have enough time to study and practise, so, to make the most of 24 hours, i have decided to sleep less (sigh)

in case anyone thinks can go poly and slack (like i did). don't take your sis's course timetable and say 'wah so slack i'll go poly too'. not the same. especially if youre comparing different courses -_-

if i wake at 7am on days school starts at 11, i can squeeze in
one half an hour of revision
one and a half hours of practise

if school ends at 12 and i reach home at 1, i can play bass the whole day until maybe 11. yarr lol no need to study liao.

i think this schedule ensures that i am sufficiently unrested to fall asleep in class.

oh yea i almost forgot i have 2 1 hours on the train to sleep everyday (white crosses) lol. if only i could practise on the train too, cuz sleeping takes up so much time.

no wait hang on
how many hours shld i sleep a day
hmmm
6 on days school start at 8,
7 on days school start at 11. hmmm is that too much?
maybe i shld wake up at 6 to study for an hour and play bass for 2 hours instead

my neighbours must hate me

ahahah i was reading one of my past posts about something that happened in school, during assembly after recess.

DM: QUIET!!
Students: *talk talk talk*
DM: KEEP QUIET or I'll make you sit under the hot sun!
Students: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo~~
DM: OK, OUT! EVERYONE OUT!

soooooo funny!!

we were made to sit out under the sun in the end, but it was still fun.

...everyone giving advice
(and by everyone i mean jacob and xiangjiun la heh)

all give bullshit advice also
no surprise
jacob always talks shite/shieeet and xiangjiun doesnt make sense 100% of the time.

since everyone giving advice
how can i not give??
afterall i have to protect my reputation as the compulsive blogger

you ready? i going to give some PRACTICAL, HONEST, USEFUL advice (unlike everyone)
the first one (VERY IMPORTANT) is:

• do not listen to everyone's advice (and by everyone i really mean just those 2)

next is:

• remember that malay kid on SI 2? the one who combed his hair into his eyes? the judges asked to see his eyes right? in the end he close his eyes and sing. what does this mean? this means DO NOT ask people who keep their hair over their eyes to 'sweep it away' because there is a reason for everything.
  
• and if you happen to meet someone like that don't bother asking them to cut their fringe or pin it up or say 'why...?' because there is a reason for everything

i will add to the list when i think of somemore. now too brain dead liao. and they keep making us go to school. always 'one more slide...'

so bloody tired today
don't know how many times i nodded off in class

didnt get any revision done
didnt practise either

tuesdays suck.

eeeeee a lizard just crawled in between my toes
grossssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

while crossing the road -
Me: "Eh, that guy not turning ah?"
Jac: "Duh~ he's going straight already what"

...

and we started talking about the stupid questions people ask
upon seeing a friend walking to school: "EH! you going to school ah?"
upon seeing a friend online in MSN at night: "EH! havent sleep ah?"
this is similar to the late-night calls you get and the first thing that idiot says is "WHA HAVENT SLEEP YET AH??"

*****

want to buy nurofen so bloody hard. always miss the pharmacist
first and second time i went today, she went for break.
3rd time, toilet.
4th time then in.
next time i must rmb to buy 2 packs at once.

angmoh girl holding NUS letter exclaims: YES! IM GOING TO SINGAPORE!!

angmoh'sMUDDER: "i heard the boys there are too cute..."


don't know which parallel universe they living in

wa shit SINGAPORE IDOL AUDITIONS ARE FUCKING FUNNY

"when u want to reach high note, imagine dark room...sing like you want to escape towards the light..."

siaaaaaaaan no mood to study
and all the tests coming up... soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boring

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jamming ytd was fun. one hour seemed to pass so quickly :but still long enough for butt to start complaining.
oh and everything made me want to study even less. not good. :(

saw weining at city hall. again. she's always shopping there.
and she hasnt changed one bit. still talks a lot ( lol ).

hmhm must wait for guilt to find me. i know after a few guilty days i will be able get some revision done. always works.

oh ya oh ya kids are so funny (when they are not loud and annoying). we were standing at outram station deciding where to go next and this kid and her mum were on the escalator down. the kid was staring at me so i smiled and waved. surprisingly she returned it! hahahahaaha. how odd. i was expecting her to quickly siam away like most people would. lol.

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mum said something abt sis's nose. upset her so. lol. don't find anything wrong it with what, except no one else in the family has this kinda nose. lol. shit man i should stop this lol-ing. anyway her nose suits her what. she says she looks like a clown, but she likes to clown around what.
hmm..
as long as she doesnt have short curly hair dyed some neon color or wear big floppy shoes / oversized jumpsuits and creep the hell outta kids, i don't think it will be a problem.
no need to bleed to death and have someone bring your blood to the bloodbank.

we were talking about editing pictures
and a certain someone said
"I use photoshop... eh wait, i dunno how to use photoshop.... NEVERMIND I USE PAINT!"


"AHAHAHAHAH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!"

wa so sian now

reading someone's blog reminds me of myself 4 years back.

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HeNDRa<<[HoW CaN aRSeNaL LoSe YeSTeRDaY??? WaSTe MY TiMe WaTCHiNG Sia....aRGH!!!]>> says:
den hw's de spectacle course of urs?
Travis says:
its not spec course!

siala if we need to spend 3 years learning about specs i think i go slit my wrists first.

...then we should make (an even number of) mistakes our whole lives so that in the end we would make 50% of the total number of times we couldve gotten things right.
.
.
.
provided we only know how to make mistakes.

but since most people do get things right sometimes (and provided 2 wrongs really make one right), in our lives we will be right more than half the time! yay!

and if you judge how successful you have been (in life) by the number of times youre right or wrong, then none of us will be failures because we are right more than 50% of the time


YAY!!

am i missing something or am i just very free now?

hmhm maybe i woke too early.

she also admit liao.
cannot see dolphins only see people.

perv is perv.

walaaaaaaao eh my mudder has been talking on the phone for hours
what is this man
i thot should be the teenage daughter HUH!>!?!?!?!?

she's been talking on her cell since i reach home at 6pm

and its 830 now!? WWWWWWWTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFF???????????

how come the phone batt last so long?!

saw someone with THE mossst beautiful eyes EVER
(guy somemore) sec school one, but still babyface

wa the bae yong jun (HOW TO SPELL HIS NAME????) become wax liao ah
walaoooooo eh all the ah ma and aunties flock to it and take picture and CRY
CRY because they can stand next to yongjun's WAX statue ah

so kwa zhang ~~ 0_o

eh the lizards u see around the house can change color one ah?
saw one on the bathroom floor just now. was so see-thru i thought it was dead.
apparently it wasnt.

Jac: mei!! my hairstyle cool anot??
Me: hmm, normal only what...
Jac: (silently yells NOOOOOooo) my hairstyle is cool! I HAVE COOL HAIRSYTLE! COOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!

wa cool man
blogging helps me keep memories
whoopee for archives
no need to worry about forgetting the past.

shit man macD's pepper drumlet ad is sooooo lame lol

some people are so annoying..always with the stupid relationship problems

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some dog owners seem to be begging for someone to walk up to them and give them one hell of a scolding (haha) because they let their dog pee next to the entrance/exit. irresponsible people.

fine, u can argue that cuz its dog mah, cannot control where they pee. if u drag them off they will pee as they go. whatever.


here's something even more ludicrous

at bedok central i saw a mother let her toddler son pee next to the wall
WTF right? this is singapore lor coffee shops everywhere = toilets everywhere.
even if ur son so urgent the bloody drain is only 10 meters away!
WhyTF u pull ur son's pants off next to the pillar where human traffic is high and ask him to pee there? got brain anot? WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR COMMON SENSE WOMAN??!? YOU THINK YOUR SON IS A FUCKING DOG OR WHAT??

shit man some people are so stupid it insults the human race.

i redefine english

babies = useless screamers
kindergarten age kids = runners / talkers
lower pri sch age kids = mean kids / backstabbers / bullies
upper pri = noisy fockers who want to grow up too quickly. lol
lower sec = noisy fockers who want to grow up too quickly / runners.
upper sec = daaaaaaaaamn noisy fuckers / emokids / ACNC etc..

*ACNA: act cool not cool (only bloody annoying)

went to harbourfront
had pastamania
saw felix.
stupid guy nv see me.
but whooooooooo cares right.

happy bday to yingjian tho i doubt u read my blog hahah
today got nothing to blog so im gonna type whatever comes to mind

hm hm hm what else

oh yea lillipput said 'state of united' instead of USofA when i said she could sit next to houston haaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaa

oh yea oh yea and then during lesson houston fell asleep and he breathe daaaaaaaaaamn loud lo LOL SO FUNNY :P

i am a terrible person

aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh(hahahaha)

oh yea was in the showers right
and then got this ahlian sitting at the bench there, walkman phone on loud loud
(stupid chinese song la. stupid girl)

jac and i were in front of the mirror, drying our hair and uh, laughing very loudly (PHANTOM MUCUS!) den on the way out saw ahlian's face. long long. like horse. (jac says i shouldnt insult horses like that) but her face really damn long. frowning. hahahah. stupid git, lol also cannot. she can play music loud loud we cannot laugh.
fucktard.

today is a very sian day
no matter what i do still very sian
don't know why. maybe cuz weather too hot.

night liao. still feeling very sian.
i went to the gym and worked my ass off and then took 2 baths
but i still feeling very sian.
don't know why.

i ate pasta and a slice of cake
still very sian.
don't know why.

waa so late liao not tired yet how
just finished practising
din play much today :(
didnt study either :((
ate a lot instead.

very funny
this morning at the gym,
jac observed her reflection in the mirror while making a screwed up expression on her face.
sometimes i really wonder what goes on in her head.
and then sometimes i wonder if she has a brain in that skull of hers, or if its just filled with 3 houseflies, one of which is dead.
(why 3? because one and two are too few. hahah. ahem.)

NTS: saw sth funny at that far far away mall. shall take camera and snap a photo next time i go there.

i keep screwing up my sentences
i said "the strong very smell" when what i meant to say was 'the smell very strong'

shit man i must have tumour in my brain messing up my circuits.

im confused.
is it travis or jepha or jeph or shaolin or ...*gulp*... ahlin?

i made the mistake of letting my sis hear the mr brown show (Persistantly non-political podcast 6)
Jeff Lopez and the ba chor mee man
now she keeps making complicated sentences similar to ba chor mee man's "explain y u say u tell me u dowan te kwa when u din say u dowan te kwa!"

haha so funny everyone watching tv waiting for results like watching world cup lidat

because today manged to practise for.............3 hours.
ya la, not a lot, but still more than on weekdays

so many ants on the table.

maybe later can revise a bit and play a bit more.

yay for weekends!

waa they all go msia without me :((((

but at least i have the house to myself, can play bass loud loud no tv distracting

SAW EUGENE AT DOVER STATION
(see i remembered!)
yea but actually i have nothing else to say about it. eugene tall liao. still rmb last time all shorter than me hahah
um yea ok i suppose it was good company to have all the way to pasir ris haha

theyre nagging at me to study
sad ahhhhhh i havent been studying
ahh whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
oh mannnnnnnnnn

wa later got SDA rally
curious~ but no time to spare. hahahahaha

die le la dieeeeeee
i don't wanna be optometrist le la bloody retinoscopy such a pain in the ass
everytime call the lecturer come in always find out not neutral

bloody hell man just now on the train i was SLEEPING and then these fuckers from ah beng school boarded the train. fucking idiot switch on mp3 phone so fucking loud and woke me up. one of the things i absolutely hate is people waking me up when im trying to catch some shuteye on the hour long journey. i wake up one fucking hour earlier than people who stay near sch so i am going to get my one hour's sleep on the train damnit.
and last night i slept at 12 and woke at 530 so im feeling especially snappy.

mum used to complain that i was playing too loudly at night
now she doesnt, even tho i think im playing even louder than before
hahahahaha lucky lucky me at least this is not electric guitar, still can practise at night

hmhm maybe she give up la. she knows i get annoyed when she keep telling me to turn it down. but its true what, if the tv so loud i also cannot hear what i playing

walao eh knn the person selling vegetarian food got damn fucked up attitude
just because we took a little longer to decide what to eat
and its not like anyone was waiting to order after us lorh
bloody hell
throw my change on the tray instead of handing it over, somemore the food also anyhow cook
next time dun patronise that stall liao
blooooooody hell
somemore when they decide theyve earned enough money for the day they refuse to serve us what we want so in the end we have to accommodate them. bastard!

and then ah, just now walking on the pavement got another fucker on a bicycle keep going 'ring ring ring ring!' and give us long face. BLOOODY HELL pavement ah woman! PAVEMENT FOR PEDESTRIANS!!! WE HAVE RIGHT OF WAY!!!

i hate it when people cut into my path
i hate it when people walk slowly and block my path
i hate it when people keep bumping into me

it annoys me when youre in a crowded train and it pulls into the station and someone behind you wants to alight (so does every other person next to you)
since it is not your stop u do not want to alight, so the fucker behind you pushes/shoves you away hence pushing you into the way of other alighting passengers.
fucker. dunno how to wait a while HUH!

there was an empty chair next to the one i was sitting on at topshop
a little girl (about 6 yrs old?) walked over to the empty chair and said 'excuse me!'
i looked up from my phone and mumbled 'hello'
her mum, behind her said 'go, sit, go sit..'
the girl looked at me, then at the empty chair, then back at me, and ran off.

HAHAHAHA
i scare aunties AND little girls!