Thirteen Rabbits

how come when i was growing up we didnt have digimon or pokemon or all that -mons
we didnt have powerpuff girls and batman of the future

i digress abit. batman of the future sure looks better than the old batman. young batman doesnt make the mistake of wearing underwear as outerwear anymore. but ive never been too keen on batman. he got no SUPERPOWER. i mean how can you be HERO without POWERS!?!? he has all those fancy gadgets (good for him), but he cant swing around NYC like SPIDERMAN.

(cue: spiderman theme song - spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can...)

spiderman is so much cooler (except for the blue/red spandex..why not black sia. and why spandex??! tch)
speaking of which, i believe Batman is part of Justice League, along with hawkgirl and flash and wonderwoman (another one who likes to wear underwear outside, except this time is wear diapers (just watch the original character played by real people. she wears diapers. even my mother agrees. dunno who the actress. different generation mah... LOL ) and not forgetting the last member of JL, superman... did i miss anyone? *hmmmmm* OH YA almost slipped my mind - GREEN LANTERN (i think thats his name... the alien with the ring)

back to whatever i was talking about--

we had power rangers and ultraman and bananas in pajamas -_-
someone said the opening theme thingy with the bananas chasing the teddies was actually quite perverse. don't rmb where i read that.
power rangers was nice. its this generation's power rangers that suck. (i think i mentioned this before)
oh yea,
we even had VR man! REMEMBER VR MAN??? VR MAN! VIRTUAL REALITY MAN STARRING JAMES LYE! *bleah* i think i just gagged abit.

i believe VR man can read ppl's minds. of the whole season i only rmb this scene in the show: everyone in a meeting, discussing some business deal and the guy thinks "if only we can get a 40% discount.." and James Lye quips "LETS JUST GIVE THEM 40% DISCOUNT!!!"
lol wtf
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i suddenly have the urge to punch B1 and B2's huge heads LOL
usually i just feel like squeeezing their heads until they split or something (banana split! hahahah so lame) HAHAHAHAHA
they look very spongey. wld make good punching bags.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

today i saw someone who represented the epitome of ah lian-ness
dressing like ahlian, talk like ahlian, attitude like ahlian. confirm 200% ahlian. certified by me.
anyway the ah lian attitude im talking about is the i-think-im-so-great attitude i-can-throw-my-temper-anytime-i-want-even-for-the-smallest
-fucking-thing-so-that-ant-crossing-my-path-right-now-better-be
-careful-or-i'll-unleash-the-cheenafied/ahlianified-fockin'-fury
childish~

oh ya went back to sch to practice cliop stuff
somehow i ended up with ernpiaw la
that guy win liao la. he was trying to flip my eyelid but lost his grip halfway through (out step in down out and up) so my eyelid SMACKed back onto my eye. got sound somemore.
ailing was standing like 1 metre away also heard the PIAK! sound.
lol wtf

and ah i realise a lot of people keep pulling my lower lashes also. this one really wtf. not funny at all. painful you know. i like my lashes. i want to keep them. don't grab both my upper and lower lids' lashes and attempt to evert my upper lid.
tch.

i poured cornflakes into a cup instead of a bowl by mistake

mind you, its 645am horh!!

so i came home feeling kinda pissed today because of something
forntunately sp reminded me of my own formula of focacia bread + a whole bunch of veg = happy me

and it still works. im feeling better. don't know is cause im feeling bloody full now or veggies really make me happy.
oh yea i also found out focacia bread, in this equation, is a variable. i finished the last of the focacia this morning, so now im eating tomato + boiled egg + mayo + jap cucumber + onion wrapped in lettuce.
very nice. not as good as focacia tho. i don't think i really like egg yolk :S
but..... beggars cant be choosers
especially pissed off beggars

somemore yesterday i finished whats left of the second tub of ice cream we bought
not ben and jerry's liao. this time dreyer's cookies and cream or something. not as nice as ben and jerry's also.

hai. you just cant replace the real thing.

wa youngsters are so meek theyre so easy to bully
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anyway i am very happy
here is the equation:
focacia bread + japanese cucumber + tomato + lettuce + onion + yellow pepper + japanese mayo
= very happy me.
no need to cook or anything. *satisfied grin*

now who says veggies are boring~~~~~~

so im thinking someone has put a curse on me or something
luck has been really really like shit recently
why ah?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
nothing's been going the way they should.
:(

im supposed to have good luck.
im supposed to bring bad luck to people
not the other way around.
pffft

level 20 mannnnnn i beat xj's level 11 or whatever it was.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH

ah. now you know what ive been doing online when i shld be studying.

i don't understand
do all girls (i mean kids) like pink?
are they all just born with the i-like-pink gene?
or do they like it because its like forced in their face the moment they enter this world?
everywhere i see girls in pink. HELLO? what about other colours?
even in shops selling kid's clothes, all little boys' shirts/shorts are blue. all little girls' dresses are pink
pink = for girls is so wrong. it is stereotypical and just very very wrong.
i think girls see this colour and without thinking they go 'I WANT THAT - (becuz its PINK! and that means MINE!)'

no other thought process necessary.

hell, your kid's not gonna grow up homosexual if you let him wear pink or her wear blue. or any other color for that matter. in fact, if your kid is gonna grow up gay, you cant do anything about it. period. (however i think if you don't want your kid to become gay don't send him to a boys' sch)

and whats the deal with barbie. What on EARTH IS SO ATTRACTIVE ABOUT DOLLS???
so grabbing them by the waist and playing out imaginary scenes on your own is FUN? WTH IS WRONG WITH KIDS???
the only toys i had was a kitchen set (i made my dad eat plastic :D) and some bear/dog (cant tell) plushie (MY FAV SOFT TOY awwwww). my sis had a creepy-crawlie-maker-set-thingy. remember those?

i say if a kid does not grow up having

• played in dirt and clay
  
• caught tadpoles/toads and moths
• run in fields of long grass
• hung out with dogs (literally)
• watched shooting stars while eating yoghurt (such great timing)
  
• been chased by evil goats with horns
• been pecked by chickens
• yelled at turkeys to STHU

THE KID HAS NO CHILDHOOD.
and i suppose a lot of kids in sg got no childhood.

PS: just kidding about the boys' school churning out gays la. stop bitching.

i will not mock people (whether in my head or in their face or whatever)
i will not laugh at their misfortune (HA HA!) [think the bully in The Simpsons]
i will not look at their nicks and go HAHA! LOSERRRRRR~~~
i won't be so critical *evil*
(i will add stuff when i think of em)
**

anyway i was surfing blogskins (for like 5 minutes only la. most of the skins suck. oops. i just said i wouldnt be so critical)
some people say 'if you don't like it (the blogskin i made) don't rate it ok?'
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
only people who dig it can rate? WHATS THE FUCKING POINT?!?!?!
sheesh.

oh ya, today i was very mean. i gave my first negative comment on a really SIAN blogskin.
*laughs evilly* (wow i cant believe i really laughed so evilly. have you heard it? Jac says its really... evil. i can be villain on tv liao. i SO have THE LAUGH. on second thoughts its really more of a snigger.. heh)

eh shit, why am i wasting time at blogskins? i shld be studying ah. (i spent the whole day thinking about studying again. not as free as you thought... or did you not think? lol)
nvm, good place to vent frustrations.
and double shit ah, why am i admitting the bad stuff i did here?

i didnt think it'd be so difficult to do good things :(

you are rejoicing because u met the singapore idol top dunnowhatitisnow?
**

walao eh why the weather so freakin hot these days
isnt it supposed to be rainy season now?? isnt it? ???

the thing about ice cream is you have to find a balance between enjoying every bite and eating fast enough before the whole thing melts
have to eat all i want before the other 2 thieves finish it
even my mum says cookie dough is nice.
nothing is safe in this house.

i forgot to mention
why is cookie dough so good?
because ben & jerry's "Oppose Recombinant Bovine Growth Hormone"

sian ahhhhh
everytime i want to chat with someone, that person is not online
wth. always like that.

anyhow
im feeling quite guilty
was at the shop beside the library during lunch break
so this guy was about to pay ah, and apparently he just stuffs cash in his pockets
whatever la. when he took his hands out his pockets a $10 note fell out.
he didnt know. no one noticed either. WTHHH SHOP SO CROWDED ONLY I SEE?!
wanted to tell him but hesitated. honestly don't know whats wrong with me. i remember thinking look down look down you bloody!!!
so for like 5 seconds i just stood there. (i so deserve to be slapped)
just as i was about to say something, the shop owner saw it
i SWEAR he SWOOPED in on that bill like some bird of prey and kept it. WTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

damn you shopowner make me feel guilty like shit. you greedy pig. pffft. and you stupid guy so blind. invest in a wallet for godssake
tch.

**

today on the train very crowded ah, so i standing at the centre there. actually i don't know wth that place is called so you'll excuse me *waves hand in front of you like jedis do when they do that mindtrick thingy*. anyway at the part 2 carriages are connected there ah, only 3 ppl can stand right. its a rule. only 3 strangers allowed. why? because no one likes to touch the person next to you. it pisses me off anyway. anyhow today, all 3 spots were occupied. and then this guy who just boarded the train sqeeeeeezed in between me and some other stranger guy. somemore used his butt to push me away :S weeeeeeeeeeird. ok la whatever. today mood not too bad, or else my expression couldve curdled milk.
a few stations later it wasnt that crowded. guy decides to sit down. right there. :| hello? HELLO?? he practically forced me out of my spot :( and guess what
he actually looked up from where he was sitting and flashed me this BIG GRIN!
that totally caught me off guard.
1. stranger grinning at me
2. stranger who just took over my 'standing area' (lol) just grinned at me.
i don't know what to think. i don't think i want to think anymore.
he was starting to freak me out, honestly speaking. don't want to use the word, but i have no choice. i thought he was crazy. there i said it. (i really hate using that word to describe someone, but his behaviour/mannerisms call for it). aiyah whatever la. suddenly don't feel like saying anymore. lol.

**
recently ive been saying 'damn' as 'daam'. very very odd. i think it actually means something in some other language. lol

**

oh and i just realised got a lot of tests coming up
im in deeeeeeep shit man
did not go back to practice cliop routines
don't even have a partner.
fuck.

bought a tub of ben & jerry's cookie dough ice cream
we were eating it in front of the telly
it was melting

Me: eh quick quick put it in the freezer *takes another spoonful of ice cream*
Jac: you put la *scoop*
Me: dowan la u puttt *scoop*
Jac: heeeeee *scoop*
Me: oh noooo! everytime it change hands we take more...... *takes tub. scoop*
Dad: come i help you all *takes it from me. scoop*
Me: NOOooooo *grabs tub. scoopl*
this time i covered the bloody tub so no one could steal anymore ice cream, and handed it to jac, who finally kept it in the fridge

so im watching singapore idol ah
today everyone song damn sucky la
all so lousy at choosing songs. dig their own graves.
most of them sucked tonight.

Jay Lim very creepy. maybe its just his expression. Jac keep saying he's a 'creepy gay' and 'jay very gay'. Jac even makes fun of his name "why his name not Jay Bee?"
anyway looks aside, he totally killed If youre not the one by Daniel Bedingfield. with the original singer, you feel good inside. with jay, i feel like someone's recorded an audio of a chicken getting slaughtered and aired it on tv.

and before anyone deducts my karma points, im not making fun of him ok! im just offering my opinion hahahhahahaaha

i never understood why some people put their friends in first place
over everything else

just.
weird.

i have been spending the whole day worrying
worrying about my cable giving up on me
like my earphones have given up on me

damn earphones
but at least earphones are easy to get
cable need to go so far.
tch.

this is so fun!

**

anyway so paiseh today
train reached pasir ris but i didnt wake up
in the end this nice malay lady woke me
see la comatose tired. never happen before.

and then after that this old man ask me how to get to bedok
he blur man. pasir ris liao no matter which platform you take from all go same place
he spoke to me in english. so i answer in english right. walaooooooooo eh
say until he even more blur!
(partly my fault also cuz i just woke up, wondering how on earth i can oversleep, so i was just mumbling..)
aiyah why make things hard for yourself! speak in mandarin la! then i will reply in mandarin then no communication problem liao mah.
it didnt occur to me that perhaps he wasnt too fluent with English until this other man interrupted my incoherent/inaudible answer and asked the old man IN CHINESE where it was he wanted to go. ahahahahaha. silly me. nevermind, just wake up still abit disorientated, got excuse.

**

lets see how far along my fund is
i have saved $100! yay!
but since i started at -$150, im still $50 in debt
so useless la.
maybe by next week i'll be out of debt.

yesterday i learned that it is not possible to nap while standing
knees nod off also. :(

sian ah
everytime i look at slit lamp notes i feel sleepy.

everytime i change from classical guitar to bass
i feel like ive switched from plucking rubber bands to plucking spaghetti.

everytime i say i want to study on the train i fall asleep

its 2am
playing bass.
very softly tho. i am such a considerate person

anyway totally forgot about cliop pract session today
lucy called at like 940am when lesson started at 9!
?!?!?!
oh well
managed to get there at 1030
bloody miracle
wldve been earlier if we werent caught behind this law-abiding fucker who hogged the first lane. everyone knows Lane 1 is not for law-abiding drivers because no one keeps to the speed limit on THAT lane.
and since i missed briefing, had no clue what i was supposed to do, so just fiddled with the slit lamp and make josh suffer. (josh is one whiney bitch.) Josh was very kind to lend an eye for practical.

met jac at orchard to get a haircut at Icon
actually i only went in for a trim, which is a bloody waste of money cuz i cldve gotten a trim anywhere else
we met up with Jac's SAC friends at Suntec. i always seem to be crashing their outings. :S
had mango tango dunnowhatshit cheesecake at nydc. the first few bites were delicious, but the sweetness was killing me by the time i was halfway through.

we wasted more time at starbucks, where i fell asleep. it was already 12mn.
then acted like idiots for a bit outside marche, taking photos with the cows.
you know those painted cows.
now, they specifically said "COW", but i don't think cows have horns. and they cant be bulls, cuz bulls don't have udders. i am quite confused.

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oh almost forgot
dad's friend gave us a classical guitar
don't know what to do with it. i cant play. hahahahahhahahahaa
could learn, but it seems like a lot of work :S lol

i found out Lucy has been spreading rumors behind my back
tsk tsk
of all people Houston!?!?
tsk tsk tsk
you were the one who said ' you think Houston coming for lecture today anot?'

i never made any comments about Houston lorrrrrrr...................

--->READ: i don't like houston
(must set things straight)

tsk tsk tsk tsk, Lucy
you disappoint me...

on the train
i was thinking
wow what a bunch of freaks

the 2 seats on my left occupied by 2 zombies sleeping
nothing wrong with sleeping, but they sleep until like falling all over the place.
normally i don't mind people bumping my shoulder cuz theyre asleep and all, but today feeling emo, so was kinda pissed.

lol what a terrible reason..

anyway i was looking around and going 'weird', 'weirdo', 'WEEEEIIIRRRRRRd' in my head and then i thought
wait a sec, this cant be right. (i looked at my reflection in the glass window opposite) nah maybe this is what humans are.

sometime later i thought
what to have for dinner? subway? pastamania? corn flakes at home?
like 5 times i thought of calling andy and perry but thought NAH JC PEOPLE WHERE GOT TIME TO GO OUT ON A SCHOOL NIGHT ONE
hahahahahahahahaa

so i went Fairprice bought one of those add-water-add-this-and-that kind of pasta and had that for dinner instead.

and whaddaya know
emo-ness gone!

food works wonders.

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omgggggggg i just realised i didnt spend any $ in school YAYYYYYYY

**

oh yea come to think of it
i find that the more emo i am the louder the thoughts in my head become
whoa.
usually (un-emo days) they speak up now and then, and seem softer
on bad days they are unstoppable and are practically shouting in my head.

oh goodness i must be losing it.

dunno why my internet connection is so fucking unstable
its pissing me off
useless. piece. of. shit. damnit.

when i was in primary school,
we sometimes had to mark our own workbooks (because our teachers couldnt be arsed to do so themselves)
red pen green pen
stupid teachers terrorizing kids.

i used to get the ticks wrong
ticks (the Nike type of tick, not the flea) go in this direction --> /
i used to do it this way --> (the other way) lol. lefty mah what to do, i thought it was a subjective kind of thing, if youre right handed u go / and vice versa for lefties.

anyway i suddenly feel like complaining about those teachers
terrrrrrrible
if they think the work you handed in was slipshod they throw your workbook on the floor so you have to walk over to the front of the classroom (sometimes the books landed outside the classroom. distance thrown proportionate to how bad teachers' moods were) and pick it up like some... nobody.
isnt that just horrible.
don't treat you like human beings at all.
damnit.

i heard from my sis
once, this super strict teacher wasnt satisfied with some kid's handwriting. wasnt straight apparently. she asked her to bring her ruler to her desk,
WHERE SHE FREAKIN SNAPPED IT IN HALF!!!
don't play play man she may be tiny in stature but her wrath is like a million times worse than Lucy's so-far-still-non-existant-balls-of-fire-which-supposedly-are-non-existant-
because-the-great-Lucy-cant-snap-her-fingers-to-conjure-them

oh the horror.
we were such an innocent fearful bunch.

it occurred to me as i was licking another spoonful of nutella
if its late in the day, do you say 'it seems its too late now. so i'll wish you have a nice day... tomorrow" ?

**
what a boring day
i found out (yesterday, actually) 2 roti pratas cost $1 and the next time you feel hungry will be 5.5hours later.
very good.

i almost forgot i have my own fund (which, sadly, is still in the -$100s or so.)
don't think i can afford $1 roti pratas already.
therefore i will not spend a single cent in school anymore
that also means i have to bring my own water :S
...
and avoid FCs like theyre plagues.

honestly if someone 3 decades older than you has tried to kill herself
i wonder how we havent all been driven to taking our own lives already

alriiiiiiiiiiight!!
my first fav! w00t!!!!

wow went shopping the whole day
so fun
went to heeren and tangs and suntec and a coupla others i don't remember :S
this time got things to buy
coincidently tonight (or rather, last night/just now) Suntec open till 1am for late night shopping
additional 10% off sale items, 15% nett price items! hahahaha i sound so what sia.
feel like ive gone to every sale in town
only never go swee lee sale. oh well. :\