Thirteen Rabbits

you know sometimes u order stuff and the person asks for your name so you can pick it up when its done
today we were at chippy's waiting for our calamari
a lot of orders before us and we had to wait like 5 minutes
while waiting we started talking about the name thing.

Jac: eh imagine someone say his name is Asshole
then the guy at the counter will be yelling Asshole! asshole!!!!

possible names to irritate others
Guy behind counter: May I have your name?
Customer:

• (orange hair and wearing black costume) "KUROSAKI ICHIGO."
• "CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow"
• (with the accent) "My name is Earl "
  
• "Hungry"
• "GOOGOOGAAGAA"

hahahah imagine he had to say GOOGOOGAAGAA!!!!!! GOOGOOGAAGAA!!!!

if i do something now because im too lazy to do it later
does that still make me lazy?

HAHAHAHAHA
what did i do ah
i finished my portion of binovi pract liao
HAHAHAHAHAHA
but only because im too lazy to do it later. (honto~~!!)

anyway xj printed the book liao all the answers copy from there :
hm hm wa i really watch too much anime la.
now watching honey and clover. MJ's recommendation though she hasnt watched it herself. not bad la. no fighting, no magic powers and no demons but funny as hell.. and kinda sad at the same time. hmhm

and some people so hardcore start preparing for exams liao. writing notes and all that liao.
actually i think thats just their normal practice la. but still.... its only the fourth day of school -_-
im still zoning out in class.

that anna yeo very sharp. that one moment i was thinking of something else and totally didnt hear her she spots me and shoot me a question. blooooody. i still remember what i was writing when she caught me. 3 concentric circles and labelling '10' '30' '60'. didnt even check if '10' was correct. im under the impression its 15 / 30 / 60. IN FACT THE MOMENT I WAS DECIDING BETWEEN 10 or 15 ANNA YEO SHOOT ME QUESTION.
tch.

whatever~~~~~~~~~~~

why i remember such useless details...

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so ive been taking it easy since school started. not bothering to take notes or rmb got what homework or remember appointments. i pray someone reminds me of trivial stuff like make-up lessons and due assignments la lol
i dowan to repeat last sem's 2 WTFTODAYGOTLESSON?!?! first thing i wake up in the morning la. so much 'excitement' in the morning bad for my heart. for sure will get heart attack at this rate.
and then the guys will laugh at me for being so blur. dun get their sense of humour la. very different from girls, thats all i can say. *grumble grumble*
and the girls also very weird la.

aiyah people in general very weird.
today they start argueing over how the lecturer write 8P5 or something. totally stupid la. if u know what he means, i know what he means, ARGUE SO MUCH FOR WHAT RIGHT. want to argue do it after class la! some people want to get things over with and have lunch you know.

(i digress)
lunch is very important.
more accurately, MEAL TIMES ARE IMPORTANT. breakfast lunch tea dinner and supper all important hahahahhaahhahahahahahaha

details, details. such a chore.

eh maybe this attitude's the cause of my 2.96 GPA.
ah but fussing over little details is so troublesome.

so.
very.
troublesome.

OH so thats what mrs lim GC was referring to when she say i do my work just to 'get it over with and so i anyhow do it'
not her exact words la, but same meaning.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
wapiang~~~ my attitude hasnt changed since secondary school~~

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now that i think of it i think it shld be 10 30 60. 15 is the onh right?

im chatting with sp about how lazy i am when i go out.

lazy how?

"the laziest thing i do when someone does sth ah, is just raise my right eyebrow"

serious. next time u see me do sth like that u know im being lazy.
cant help it la. making conversation very difficult. there's never anything to say face to face. i need to think very long to come up with something to say. and still that subject will be lame. all you people out there who can talk nonstop, you are luckyyyyyyyyyy~~~

and ah, want to go out the BEST number of ppl to have is 3, including myself.
1 to entertain the other while i stay at the side and raise my eyebrow. ITS A PERFECT COMBO MAN! AAAAAANNNNND i get to enjoy the laughs without having to put in any effort , geddit?

wa piang i am A GENIUS!! only MEEEEEEEEEE can come up with something as perfect as that! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA


lucky for me some of my friends (namely weining) can entertain herself very well. i just need to nod and say stuff like 'yea' 'uh huh' periodically. very good. minimum effort. i think she's the only person i can go out with one on one, other than my sis who's the world's most amazing entertainer of friends la (shes a bloody comedian aka she throws away all pride she has to amuse her friends lol.) and maybe sp also. but sometimes i think he gets bored too. lol

other people ah.... it will be the boringest outing ever.
oh the only exception is if you paid for the movie and im obliged to be polite and keep up conversation la. HAHAHAHA
heh i hope someone doesnt read this.

i was looking at the statistics ah and *somebody* keeps searching blogger for 'perry teo'
not the first time liao. i think 3rd time in 2 months.

I KNOW! MUST BE PERRY TEO ZHANG LONG SEARCHING FOR BLOG POSTS ABOUT HIMSELF! ALWAYS SO BHB! KNOW YOU SINCE SEC ONE UNTIL NOW NEVER CHANGE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA~~~!

PS Perry if u happen to search your own name again and come across this post: come to think of it i never kick you in the face before. never got my revenge. shouldve done that in sec 3 or 4 WHEN YOU WERE STILL SHORTER THAN ME. NVM. now only a few cm taller at most. still can reach. lalalalalala~~

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hellsing taking very long to acquire. very long. very very long. im getting impatient.

aaaaaand i want to eat ramen~~~~~~~~ (notice the overuse of ~ ah lol)
no one to eat with me. dunno where to eat also. say almost 2 weeks liao leh~~~~~

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and school is very boring. 1 hour in i feel like goin home liao. sian.
like this how to study~ how to get GPA 3.5 man~ how to go Uni~ how to tell my parents~~~~
hai.
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OH AND THEN AH
my mother tell me to switch to guitar again. dowan bass. bloooooooooody hell so annoying i like bass cannot ah walao just cuz she likes guitar and used to play it also don't need to make me take it what. pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft
AND THEN AH
she always act cute. -_- my mother. acts. cute. oooommmmmgggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
she worse than me.

hai

school.

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aaaaaanyway in the past 2 or 3 weeks ive finished

1. Bleach - 97 episodes
   
2. Naruto - 201 episodes??
   
3. Shaman King - 63 + 1 episodes i think. the ending damn disappointing. pffft
   

and going to continue with Hellsing (im on episode 4)
HEeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

waaaaaaaaaaa thats a lotttttttttttttttt

hai. waiting for new episodes to air weekly :( slow

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and i was thinking i could spend the holidays practising bass but that didnt happen :stupid hols so short. wtf is a month long break anyway. im just starting to enjoy it and then school starts.
thats just wrong

ok ok
went out with weining again today
going out is getting boring. nothing to buy. just eat. and eat. and eat.

so i ate steak today. the toughest slab of beef ever.
bah just thinking of it is making my jaw ache.

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tmr need to go west coast in the morning.

troublesome.

i think by tomorrow someone will upload a subbed bleach episode 97 (SOMEONE!!!!!!!!)

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so after what seems like 2 weeks of slacking off i finally picked up the bass again to practise (oops?)
standard tuning is tiiiiiiigggghhhhtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt :|
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Sasuke from Naruto and the Ishida from Bleach are voiced by the same person HAHAHAHAHA damn never noticed till now :S

i keep forgetting which episode of naruto i stop at... i think should be 170 or something. damnit i should write it down next time. there's been like A GAZILLION episodes of DAMN FILLERS sheesh

and now i go around exclaiming A THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!!! and do that thing like im gonna kancho someone HAHAHAHAHAHA
of course i'd never do something as gross as that. so far i only poke stab their tummies HAHAHAHAH

anime is bad influence

the benefit of doubt is a funny thing

funny how the other person can be tortured by it if they think too much

hahahahaha maybe i should stop doing that
i'd hate to be on the receiving end
but then

i admit i do get some satisfaction driving people nuts when i give vague and ambiguous replies
who doesnt?

today had to go west coast optometry centre
so i checked the directory online and found what bus to take and all that la
BUT when it was time to leave i realised i didnt check if the same bus would take me back

HAHAHAHAH WTF
why do i always forget stuff like that. got head no tail.
good thing i don't mind ASKING for directions~~~~

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anyway so many days nv play bass ah
my fingers have started to peel
must be cuz of bass because only 3 fingers on each hand affected. (oddly my right thumb also peeling at one spot. hahahahahahhaha wth it just anchors on the the E string/pickup what...)

i don't understand them la. start to play will peel. dun play for a few days also will peel.
0_0???

waaaaaaaaaaa like very long nv update ah
5 days pass so fast man
lets see lets see
what have i been doing

2 days of painting the bloody walls
and giving up on the 3rd day to watch bleach
95 episodes in 3 days HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
watched episode 1 to 48 on the first day! like from 12nn to 5am HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
man that was addictive
someone better sub episode 96 real quick and upload it to youtube!!!!!!!!!!
so joshua asked me who my fave bleach character is.
ITSSSSSSS ICHIGO!! simply cuz his bankai looks so freakin cool la HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

i have not been practising bass for 5 days!!!
WTFFFFFF???????
time to start then

oh ya. i just remembered.
got exam results liao.
wa so fucked up. my parents will blame it on my bass. and then the computer. and then my laziness HAHAHAAHAAH

i digress -
(hai gpa so fucking low. so. fucking. low. why my pharmacology so shitty man that was a surprise. patho and pharm should switch grades. and then the cliop was fucked up also, altho not as fucked up as pharm. but that one's expected la, stupid subjective refraction. at most go out use autorefractor la. nvm what chris says.
they say exam results only mailed on 19th. that means got one week before my parents find out ah. one week to delay the uhhh... consequences of fucking up my exams.
AND THEN that jacob come and tell me other people's GPAs for dunnowhatreason EVEN WHEN I SAID NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DUN TELL MEEEEEEE!!!!
tell me shit to provoke me.. sth which he accomplished very well. i was all dulan for the next half hour but luckily i have bleach and an extra 2 episodes i didnt know were already out man those were lifesavers WAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA)

but right now i cant be bothered with that
waiting for episode 96!!!!!!!!!

hm. 11pm. wonder if its too late to practise now ah
AHHHHH what am i saying its never too late to practise
nevermind dun have headphones HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

oh ya oh ya almost forgot
so im not vegetarian already la. at the rate im eating meat...
had chicken for lunch ytd, carls jr for brunch today and fish for dinner. (i said no more fish for me ah, not so accurate. no more steamed fish for me. grilled/fried whatever as long as that damn smell is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEliminated! HAHAHAHAHHAA!)

OH YA one last thing i just rmb
i painted the bloody living room but forgot to paint MY own room
wtf. so hard to decide the color. green? purple? red? tough, tough choice.

so i was reading on of my old blog's posts that i wrote in sec 3 or sec 4
about how i amused myself at other people's expense (its just a nice way of putting i was an ass)

you know secondary school kids like to hang keychains with their names on their bags?
one afternoon weining and i were at tampines mall the escalator ah
and there was this secondary sch girl from another school with her friend
she had one of those keychains on her bag. her name was 'Rachel'

i couldnt help it man. i HAD to say it
i turned to weining and said, "eh today rachel call me leh" (even tho no one named rachel called me. no one called me at all HAHAHAAH)
so the girl in front turned around to look at me
mustve thought i was crazy

and the rest of the day i just called out random names for fun
see who will turn around. hai.. no one did. i guess everyone there had chinese names or something
i even tried calling out "Steve Vai~!!!" but yea, no one responded. pfffffff

hahahah cheap thrill~
i am soo lameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee lol

sitting here for so long makes one realise the importance of having a comfy cushioned chair lol

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am still very bored.

i ate fish today
OMG IT WAS TERRIBLE FISH TASTES LIKE CRAP EEEEEEEEWWWWWWW
ITS BEEN ALMOST 4 HOURS AND WHETHER ITS JUST MY IMAGINATION OR NOT I STILL TASTE IT BLEAGH~~~~

:S

my traumatised tastebuds :'(
im never gonna eat fish again

oh but others not off the hook yet la. i still wanna eat sambal stingray HAHAHAHAHA
and fried chicken, and beeeeeef heh heh

see la. this is the reason why i don't go 'sian...'

this baby lizard died and dried up on
my shelf and i never saw it till now
its a little over an inch long only.
i thought it was something else and prodded it... and freaked out.
(NTS: next time curiosity takes over, don't use bare hands)
i shouldnt be surprised. in this house, its not uncommon for lizards to just fall off the walls and die.
seeing how its so dried up liao i guess it would be optimistic to hope this is the lizard thats living in my room...? that means i had 2 lizards living in my room... hmmm..
this is ridiculous.

and the other day the black jumpy spider that lives in our toilet dropped on my forehead
i wasnt wearing my specs so when i saw my reflection in the mirror i thought it was a huge fly but when it didnt fly off.......................................


oh ya other than creepy crawlies, the reason why i don't go 'sian' as much as some people is cuz i have jokers (like this one) on my msn list

everytime the little msn alert pops up with that pic ........
no, i don't chat with him. i just laugh at the dp. mind you, i put the smiley face for um, privacy reasons just in case. but im sure anyone who would use that as a dp wouldnt mind la.

wa wtf man had this throbbing headache the whole day and i didnt bring ibuprofen.
:(


didnt get home till like 10:45pm so i guess if joshua came online earlier today i missed it.
ho hum.... not my fault.

sometimes perry is such an ass i want to hit him
but he keeps blocking my punches

nevermind next time its gonna be an ambush.

walao my mother win liao
she turn up the tv volume to drown out my bass
which is pretty loud you know

i surrender

so jac got herself a 30gb ipod video from comex
and a 1 gb sd card for the digital cam
walao eh daaaaaaaaamn cheap lor

but i didnt get anything :(

whatever la. her ipod looks damn good man. she bought the black one. 440$. i said if we walk a few more rounds around the apple booth the price will go down to 400$.

hai. damn mp3 player costs more than my bass and amp man. wth.
wanted an ipod too but resisted cuz last i checked, my bank balance was $500 less than i expected.
stupid atm card.

oh ya saw jeric there too. working. (or rather, slacking, since he was behind the booth instead of at the front.)
tsk tsk

boreddddddddddddd~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
bored bored boredddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
nth to doooooooo
boredddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
oh myyyyy goddddddddd

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why are some guys so bhb ah. i mean, they think they very good looking
but theyre not lor~~~~~~~~~~
(ok la, technically no one has any right to judge who's good looking or not -- thats why beauty pageants, IMO, are fucked up and useless and really very fucked up la. did i mention they are fucked up, and oh, a waste of time?)
(i digress)
and then they take pictures of themselves from various angles and in various expressions and all that (like girls who camwhore), and put them as dp

the word here is camwhore
i mean if you put a pic of like, a pic you took with your friends is one thing,
but actually go take camera and snap pix of yourself abit with the angles is quite sad.